Chuck Norris
- By drubendall
- Husker Board
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I once asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do. He said "all of them". But they're not real push-ups. It would be more accurate to call them Earth downs.
He once stopped a Sherman tank with a roundhouse kick. Made him so mad that he pissed in the gas tank. That was the moment Optimus Prime came to life. True story.
There was a time when Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Since then, the locals only refer to them as "the islands"
He once stopped a Sherman tank with a roundhouse kick. Made him so mad that he pissed in the gas tank. That was the moment Optimus Prime came to life. True story.
There was a time when Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Since then, the locals only refer to them as "the islands"