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Edited it for the blue hairsYou're about to get keyboard yelled at for not putting OT in front of a clearly OT title
Haha, no core value.So then the hot dog vendor says, "Hey man, no trade-ins!"
was he an Iowa fan?
Hopefully you were sitting down while editing.Edited it for the blue hairs
Would he have been able to find it if he were?was he an Iowa fan?
looks like jlb321 will be out of commission for a while.Would he have been able to find it if he were?
Now thats funny great postlooks like jlb321 will be out of commission for a while.
I think you did that wrong. You're supposed to say "My dork is so big it would take a bazooka to do any damage to it."My dork is so small I would need to be carrying a bazooka to hit it.
Or we don't sell little smokies hereSo then the hot dog vendor says, "Hey man, no trade-ins!"
Ooops just realized I was late to the party with " little smokies " will amend this to "slim Jim "Or we don't sell little smokies here
/ThreadThe summer after high school I worked for a lawn service here in Omaha. During a smoke break my boss told me that he had some second cousin or great uncle in the 60’s who was a real piece of work - in and out of jail, always drunk, got in lots of fights, etc. He liked to carry a pistol in his waistband.
Anyway, they find him one day dead with a self inflicted gunshot to the head. He also had shot his dick off. “Why would he shoot his dick off before he killed himself,”they asked. Then it dawned on them. He’d accidentally blown his dick off and not wanting to go on after that, ended things.
Wild stuff.
The summer after high school I worked for a lawn service here in Omaha. During a smoke break my boss told me that he had some second cousin or great uncle in the 60’s who was a real piece of work - in and out of jail, always drunk, got in lots of fights, etc. He liked to carry a pistol in his waistband.
Anyway, they find him one day dead with a self inflicted gunshot to the head. He also had shot his dick off. “Why would he shoot his dick off before he killed himself,”they asked. Then it dawned on them. He’d accidentally blown his dick off and not wanting to go on after that, ended things.
Wild stuff.
The summer after high school I worked for a lawn service here in Omaha. During a smoke break my boss told me that he had some second cousin or great uncle in the 60’s who was a real piece of work - in and out of jail, always drunk, got in lots of fights, etc. He liked to carry a pistol in his waistband.
Anyway, they find him one day dead with a self inflicted gunshot to the head. He also had shot his dick off. “Why would he shoot his dick off before he killed himself,”they asked. Then it dawned on them. He’d accidentally blown his dick off and not wanting to go on after that, ended things.
Wild stuff.