So this just happened......

[redwine65]

I had 2 bloody mary's at goldbugs last week and a northern cheeseburger

 

[mgbreis]

Mini Coopers are like strippers. You don't really want to be seen in one, but you can't help but think how much fun it would be to go for a spin...

 

[Laner2]

I had 2 bloody mary's at goldbugs last week and a northern cheeseburger

Goldbugs? I may never go back again.

 

[bigboxes]

I had 2 bloody mary's at goldbugs last week and a northern cheeseburger

What is a northern burger? It wasn't listed on their online menu. What is it?

 

[90sman]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

You are badass. I salute you.

I also don't blame your wife and kids for taking their position.

 

[Pennsyhusker]

Turn in your man card.

My wife drives it mostly. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Is that man card worthy?

 

[bigboxes]

My wife drives it mostly. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Is that man card worthy?

You might as well have said that you drive a minivan.

 

[GBRforLife1]

My wife drives it mostly. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Is that man card worthy?

I'm very skeptical right now. We'll be watching you...

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Is that man card worthy?

Depends. I mostly blame Daimler, but these days I blame Fiat.
Whatever year it is, it's probably better than what I drive.

 

[dinglefritz]

You might as well have said that you drive a minivan.

I’ve wanted to buy one of those boxy Ford Flex crossovers, put a lift kit under it, a badass grill guard, roof mounted rack with lights on it and paint it camouflaged. I think it would look like a badass backcountry……soccer mom van.

 

[Laner2]

My wife drives it mostly. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Is that man card worthy?

I'm guessing ONE of you drives it to Pilate classes.

 

[Bruce1981]

It's in your wife's DNA buddy. It's noble what you did. But your #1 responsibility as a husband is to protect your wife and not put her in a potentially dangerous situation. To you, society can crumble before a single hair on her head is moved. And for all the women's power, individuality rah rah the feminine movement shouts, when the DNA hits, there is no argument against it. You can't win.

Go apologize to her and tell her she's more important to you than the world and you won't (in her mind) chance putting her in that situation again. Then go down on her.

You'll thank me later......unless you hate her

 

[pascal]

This isn't a bravery story bit I like to tell it. As a teen I got a realistic looking fake gun and put it under my car seat.
Was driving along O street and this car load of older guys drive up beside me yelling obscenities and the drive spits over at my car. ( Why?I don't know)
They are all laughing and I had been drinking bravery. My windows were open, I pointed the gun at the driver and yelled "pull over mother flocker".
What I'll never forget was the look on his face, his eyes popped out like a cartoon. He jerked his car over the curb and into a field I am sure doing his suspension no good.

 

[GBRforLife1]

I’ve wanted to buy one of those boxy Ford Flex crossovers, put a lift kit under it, a badass grill guard, roof mounted rack with lights on it and paint it camouflaged. I think it would look like a badass backcountry……soccer mom van.

Off the dementia meds again ehhh?

 

[dinglefritz]

This isn't a bravery story bit I like to tell it. As a teen I got a realistic looking fake gun and put it under my car seat.
Was driving along O street and this car load of older guys drive up beside me yelling obscenities and the drive spits over at my car. ( Why?I don't know)
They are all laughing and I had been drinking bravery. My windows were open, I pointed the gun at the driver and yelled "pull over mother flocker".
What I'll never forget was the look on his face, his eyes popped out like a cartoon. He jerked his car over the curb and into a field I am sure doing his suspension no good.

Sounds like a good way to wind up dead. Kinda like chasing down 2 guys on meth out shooting their gun. 🥴

 

[dinglefritz]

Off the dementia meds again ehhh?

I have a friend who had one and I tried to get him to do it. He had taken it in on trade for a pickup.

 

[huskerfan1414]

I chased a car with 2 guys who were shooting at crap near my farm and sent bullets whizzing over my head. I had pulled in front of them at one point and they backed up and took off. I had sheriff deputies and highway patrolmen racing up highway 81 with lights going trying to decipher the dispatcher’s instructions.

Long story short they made the mistake of heading in to town and the city cops took over. They eventually ran out of gas. They had thrown the gun out somewhere in town but the cops found meth and pot in the car. Somebody found the gun in their yard the next morning. One guy was out on parole and the other had previous drug convictions. They went away for a long time.

0% chance this happened.

 

[huskerfan1414]

Good job OP. Maybe didnt need to get out of the car but glad you did something.

 

[dinglefritz]

0% chance this happened.

Believe what you want. Happened about 6 years ago.

 

[T...Chafes]

Nice job OP!! Need more like you....

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

 

[redwine65]

What is a northern burger? It wasn't listed on their online menu. What is it?

it was the special..can't remember what the cheese was on it, I think had canadian bacon on it

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

Pics of your naked wife or it didn’t happen.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

0% chance this happened.

 

[RBigredMax]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

 

[huskerfan1414]

Believe what you want. Happened about 6 years ago.

Sure it did. Just like that too. High speed chase, they are shooting bullets over your head, you slide in front and cut them off. Were you on your way to visit your astronaut friend, or was it the president?
Was this before or after you were in the CIA? 🤣

 

[Laner2]

Pics of your naked wife or it didn’t happen.

 

[Big bo fan]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

Good for you it’s the right thing to do .not a bang on your wife and kids but that’s what’s wrong with our society. “it’s not my problem”

 

[huskerfan1414]

I find dingles tall tales and name dropping about all these important people he’s Friends with amusing and i give him crap about it from time to time.
Im sure this happened to him but is…embellished a tad.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

Yes, THANK YOU!

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Yes, THANK YOU!

IKR? That was the longest 30 seconds of my life.

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

Well done sir. Next time I would advise CCW, before doing that again... Just in case.

 

[TFrazier]

I like to think if I see something like this in a parking lot I would grab a shopping cart and ram the shit out of their car.

 

[rgrachek]

Was leaving Goldbergs at 132nd and Center today and was driving past the Joaann's Fabric store in the parking lot when a guy ran out of the store, in front of my Jeep in a full sprint. He was carrying a good sized box and ran up to a Mini Cooper parked right in front of the store. I realized what was going on and parked the Jeep behind him to block the Mini which had a car parked in front of it. Threw the Jeep in park, jumped out with my phone and took pics of the car and plate. Clear as shite pics. I'm yelling at the guys in the Mini "I got you, bitches! I got you!" The guy who was in the passenger seat turns around, glares at me and gives me the mono digital gesture. I returned it. The driver wedges the Mini back and forth until he can go forward and leaves.

Bunch of employees and customers are clogging the door the store after witnessing what happened. I gave a clerk the plate (Kansas) number, told her it was a Mini Cooper and as good a description of the dudes as I could and my name and number. If the cops contact me I'll provide the pics.

My wife was in the car and I caught holy hell. She reminded me about my age, how the guys could have been strapped and that she could have gotten hurt. I apologized but both of us knew I didn't mean it.

Thing is, I cannot just stand by and watch shit happen. I can't. I know it may not be smart and the price could be too high. Omaha is my home and I won't sit still while bitches think that no one will do anything. I'll fvcking fight that shit first.

Wife isn't speaking to me and has dimed me out to my kids. My daughters have called me up and read me the riot act. My son called me nuts. Whatever. Not gonna let this crap happen without doing something.

Well, that's fine to make your bold move, but you're lucky all you got was a finger.

 

[Laner2]

Well, that's fine to make your bold move, but you're lucky all you got was a finger.

True. The days of settling things with your fists are mostly over. On the other hand, I haven't said if I was carrying my Sig. Gun play over a sewing machine would be bad news for me. Gun play because someone drew down on me......different story.

 

[8990]

I would have done the same thing but my wife would have supported me

Burn!

 

[8990]

Way to go Laner. Maybe the fabric store will give you a job application.

 

[BTF69]

It's in your wife's DNA buddy. It's noble what you did. But your #1 responsibility as a husband is to protect your wife and not put her in a potentially dangerous situation. To you, society can crumble before a single hair on her head is moved. And for all the women's power, individuality rah rah the feminine movement shouts, when the DNA hits, there is no argument against it. You can't win.

Go apologize to her and tell her she's more important to you than the world and you won't (in her mind) chance putting her in that situation again. Then go down on her.

You'll thank me later......unless you hate her

 

[Laner2]

Way to go Laner. Maybe the fabric store will give you a job application.

 

[8990]

And I disagree with most on here. You were in no danger; no real thug is robbing a fabrics store. Plus they were driving a Mini.