Or just shoot your wife, blame it on the "bad guys" and well...still look like a hero.
So this just happened......
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What kind of weird pussy is shoplifting from Joann fabrics? What did he steal ? Yarn?
Pffft. Who sews anymore? He would've been better off stealing a couple of Chinese kids.
I fvcking LOVE your sense of humor!
You reacted in the moment. It is your instinct and character, don’t be ashamed of that for one minute. Not everyone is built that way.
Would like to think I would have acted the same way but haven’t been in that situation before.
Family is upset because they see the most negative result immediately. Understand their desire to keep you safe.
May the robbers get caught.
It wasn’t a high speed chase. The guys never got over 60mph on gravel. Don’t have any astronaut friends. Have met Gerald Ford and Colin Powell. Son is an administrator with NASA and was an engineer on the Orion project. Anything else?
At least he did not attach an A.I.-generated poem to add to his incoming ridicule.
Actually Laner, you should send them a note to correct their headline. You did not stop anything, they are apparently enjoying their new sewing machine as we speak. F'ing real G's.
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Things I say to my girl...
I like the way you think. Also, maybe find a heavy object to put through the windshield. Always ask yourself, what would Reacher do?
not all heros wear capesThey post that but not @Laner2 stuffing a zucchini in his speedo at the beach? Disappointed.
not all brilliance is recognized in real-time
This explains a lot.They post that but not @Laner2 stuffing a zucchini in his speedo at the beach? Disappointed.
The sewing machines they sell in there can be pretty expensive. My daughter sewed and I we paid about a grand for one. Then she won won at the state fair by wining her open class category 🤷
Jealousy is such an ugly thing. Live large! Carve your own niche!
Just don't be like this guy......
Sewing competitions at the state fair...And people say we have nothing exciting to offer recruits.
I'm very glad you had that with you just in case. We can't afford to lose another good one.
What the actual fvck are you talking about?? Actually. Don't want know. Hope you're not married.
Which of the usual retreads are you again?
That's a messed up parking lot these days. What the hell are they building there anyway?
They're fine. A little better than your average bar burger. but probably not as good as when the original owners were there all those years ago.
My wife generally likes more. But if I try to do the whole hand, well that's not well received.
You might as well have said that you drive a minivan.
I guess it's not electric, cause they stopped short of Electric Eye? Bummer.
If we're all sharing stories: I was a cop, and I was good at my job, but I committed the ultimate sin—I testified against other cops who had gone bad. Those cops tried to kill me but ended up harming the woman I loved instead. Now, framed for murder, I prowl the badlands... an outlaw hunting outlaws... a bounty hunter... a renegade
That is a great riff! When Honda makes an electric version they should revisit the commercial and use it!
