- Dec 2, 2007
Nope. It's 2020, not 2019.Summing up the world of 2020. My shoelace snapped today while I was tying my shoes. Most people would blame Donald Trump, but I know it all has to do with Climate Change!
If you were putting on shoes, you were going somewhere.
Which means you weren't "sheltering in place" at home.
Which means you were being selfish and have no regard for others.
And deserved way worse than a broken shoelace.