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No bowl games for me

Let's just schedule cupcakes and have a bunch of fat old people vote on the best team as you propose. Great idea.

Bowl games/playoffs - interesting. Here's a story to lighten the mood. A very long time ago there were some very tough brothers from Norfolk, NE. Most in the vicinity knew of them and feared them. Their last name began with an "H" and is the same as a well know vacuum cleaner. The toughest brother was feeling playful one day so he drove 6 miles out of town and stopped in a bar. Four old farmers were enjoying a card game and a round of beers. The young stud sneered and said to the biggest fattest farmer "You smell like you fell headfirst in the hog lot and you look like it too. The farmer stood up and tapped the thug soundly on the top of the head once. He went down in a heap. The victim beat a retreat from the bar as soon as he could regain his feet.
So you can call people old and you can call them fat. You might want to be cautious and just not do it where the old fat guy is within reach of you.
 
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