No disrespect meant. I was at the game this weekend and it was disappointing. Just tired of the talk and hype but continue to fall short and want to see some actual results on the field.
Well...My friends call me Ox. I've got what you might call a slight weight problem. So, I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Anyway, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost $400 a month to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the message boards!” It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me. I'm going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin' Machine!