Pssssst...bud, anyone know where I can score some toilet paper?

[bigboxes]

We were legitimately running out of TP last night. I was starting to google "can you flush party napkins" on my computer. We got lucky and found some at the Randalls that no one shops at. Thank goodness for unpopular stores.

The silly thing is that Amazon is fully stocked on all items, and has same-day delivery here. Not sure why all of the panicked neighbors are fighting at the stores.

I don't use Amazon for everything. I prefer to get paper products at the store. But yeah, if it was gone from the shelves then Amazon would be an option.

 

[bigboxes]

Are you suggesting guests that let you have butt sex can have some of your toilet paper? Cause that's a hard pass for me....

 

[Swiv3D]

We were legitimately running out of TP last night. I was starting to google "can you flush party napkins" on my computer. We got lucky and found some at the Randalls that no one shops at. Thank goodness for unpopular stores.

The silly thing is that Amazon is fully stocked on all items, and has same-day delivery here. Not sure why all of the panicked neighbors are fighting at the stores.

Because they're dumb as hell

 

[Huskerfan2112]

Customers are stealing bulk rolls from retail store bathrooms.

 

[PvilleHuskerTim]

It's been declared an emergency and state governors now are recommending a one sheet per trip to the bathroom limit.

I am surprised no one has mentioned the obvious - recycling your TP.

 

[scarletred]

How many shits do people take in 24 hrs

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

How many shits do people take in 24 hrs

40-50

 

[scarletred]

40-50

you have to shit 40-50 times a day ?
Something is seriously wrong with you.

 

[GretnaShawn]

I don’t know why people are so concerned with their toilet paper supply. Doesn’t everybody have rolls in their bathrooms and then a supply outside of the bathroom in storage? And when the storage gets low you replace it, but since the bathrooms are stocked you still have multiple months worth? I am so confused.

Or do people poop a lot more than I do?

 

[scarletred]

I don’t know why people are so concerned with their toilet paper supply. Doesn’t everybody have rolls in their bathrooms and then a supply outside of the bathroom in storage? And when the storage gets low you replace it, but since the bathrooms are stocked you still have multiple months worth? I am so confused.

Or do people poop a lot more than I do?

I’m with ya and how many packages of rolls do you need for a month.

That is why this is called a panicdemic.

 

[Charlie Marlow]

Idk but it seems like I know a lot of people full of $#!+ these days

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

you have to shit 40-50 times a day ?
Something is seriously wrong with you.

only on work days. I’m very efficient otherwise.