Personal message me, and let's keep this on the down low. Don't want everyone to know about the shortage or it could cause even more panic.
Pssssst...bud, anyone know where I can score some toilet paper?
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I know it’s been that way for a number of years, since sears stopped printing their catalog. I’m sure the older guys on here will understand it.
And we all thought the phone book had outlived its usefulness. Go figure
At my house but I don't think you can hold it long enough. We've always tried to keep about a month's supply of Charmin extra soft in the cupboard. Then there's always the stash of Puffs facial tissue.
Costco is doing just fine with paper products but get there real early or real late to avoid the dreaded.........HOARDERS!! That’s right, the hoarders have somehow found their way out of their overstuffed with crap living rooms and are at Costco daily. Luckily for me I saw the hoarder horde on Monday, escaped Covid-free and headed to my credit union to scoop up an insane 2.125% 15 year refi. By Tuesday rates rocketed back up to stop the refi horde. Of course, I may need to find some fresh leaves to wipe my butt soon unless I want to mingle with the hoarders.
There’s no toilet paper here. Could Ryan… tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell ’em that?
Some dude named ‘Tough Tony’ is promising toilet paper. Just send him some money first
There are bidet stations at every corner. They are yellow with a red top. Bring your own pipe wrench.
My wife was at Hy-Vee at 156th and maple last night and she said they still had toilet paper if you were looking...
Two questions:
1. Do you have a shower?
2. Does your wife have a loofah?
If the answer is "yes" to both, no need for toilet paper.
1. Do you have a shower?
2. Does your wife have a loofah?
If the answer is "yes" to both, no need for toilet paper.
If women's reaction when I tell them I pee in the shower is any indication, I prolly better keep the loofah on the down low...….
I'm just spitballing here, but here's another thought that I think might solve all our problems: dryer sheets
Nothing like that mountain fresh scent...
Nothing like that mountain fresh scent...
Pinnacle Bank Arena if you can get in there.
If you are stocking up and hoarding toilet paper, please also stock up on condoms. You’re too stupid to risk reproducing.
TP is overrated. Just pick some poison ivy leaves for the best results. Very absorbent and will take your mind off all this corona virus chatter.
OMG that is too funny. Also a reminder of how long I've been on this board!
eeeeeew....they look already used.....This store has some...
Case of my pretty good red wine (Malbec) for a case of your toilet paper, straight up...but it's gotta be at least 2 ply....none of that flimsy stuff that tears before you even touch your ass with it. Personal message me and let's do this!!!!!!
Funny story. I'm picking up some milk and a few other things from Walmart after work yesterday. I didn't get a cart and I'm balancing all this stuff in my arms. I waiting in the self-checkout line. The lady in front of me has a 3-box pack of Puffs in a cart. After waiting about 5 minutes, she offers her cart to me as she doesn't want to wait in line any longer. She explains that she was there for toilet paper and that the store was out. So, she's buying Puffs for her butt. LOL. You got to feel sorry for normal people that aren't hoarders. Good thing I have a 20-pack of quad roll toilet paper that is unopened at home! 
Funny story. I'm picking up some milk and a few other things from Walmart after work yesterday. I didn't get a cart and I'm balancing all this stuff in my arms. I waiting in the self-checkout line. The lady in front of me has a 3-box pack of Puffs in a cart. After waiting about 5 minutes, she offers her cart to me as she doesn't want to wait in line any longer. She explains that she was there for toilet paper and that the store was out. So, she's buying Puffs for her butt. LOL. You got to feel sorry for normal people that aren't hoarders. Good thing I have a 20-pack of quad roll toilet paper that is unopened at home!
If you can't catch the Chinese flu at Walmart you're doing something wrong.
just buy some gum at CVS & you'll have a receipt long enough to last you for two visits to the restroom!
My wife was in fairbury Nebraska Walmart yesterday and the shelves were empty all out of toilet paper
This store has some...
There's a Seattle Sounders twist on this same thought showing the porscum timbers shop. Cause Sounders hate their Cascadia rival as much as Huskers detest iowa.
We have a good supply of empty feed sacks plus a few rolls of the good stuff. Reserved for back door guests only.
We were legitimately running out of TP last night. I was starting to google "can you flush party napkins" on my computer. We got lucky and found some at the Randalls that no one shops at. Thank goodness for unpopular stores.
The silly thing is that Amazon is fully stocked on all items, and has same-day delivery here. Not sure why all of the panicked neighbors are fighting at the stores.
The silly thing is that Amazon is fully stocked on all items, and has same-day delivery here. Not sure why all of the panicked neighbors are fighting at the stores.
Are you suggesting guests that let you have butt sex can have some of your toilet paper? Cause that's a hard pass for me....
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