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[10Trvln]

In honor of the upcoming Father's Day!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, cause it croaks every night.


What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic.


What did the math book say to its therapist?

I’ve got a LOT of problems!

What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

 

[HuskerO]

Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?

 

[drubendall]

If you are into desserts, a slice of apple pie is three dollars in Aruba. A slice of banana cream pie will cost you $3.50 in Bermuda. A slice of coconut cream pie is $4.00 in the Caymans.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

Did you hear about the guy who keeps drinking brake fluid? He says he’s not addicted…he can stop anytime.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Did you hear about the guy who keeps drinking brake fluid? He says he’s not addicted…he can stop anytime.

@HBK4Iife prefers tranny fluid

 

[HuskerJack95]

Have you ever wondered why when geese fly in a "V" one side of the "V" is longer than the other?






There are more geese on that side.

 

[pascal]

Mother's day is the fourth of July
As father's day is to Flag Day.

 

[dinglefritz]

Mother's day is the fourth of July
As father's day is to Flag Day.

Truth.