OT: bidets

[NebChicago]

When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my asshole felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?

 

[10Trvln]

When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my asshole felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?

Glad to hear your Hole trip was amazing!

 

[RedMyMind]

When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my asshole felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?

I've been a bidet attachment owner for the past 10 years. I have converted 3 to the way of the bidet.

Digging at your ass with poopy fingers and TP is primitive.

 

[salsa red]

They're amazing. I have 2 at home and 1 at work. I have a deluxe version with a heated seat and water (ironically its from a company called bbc) and 2 cheaper units that just shoot cold water on a dial. Kids like the heated one that has a kid mode, they don't use like half a roll of toilet paper each time.

 

[RedMyMind]

They're amazing. I have 2 at home and 1 at work. I have a deluxe version with a heated seat and water (ironically its from a company called bbc) and 2 cheaper units that just shoot hot water on a dial. Kids like the heated one that has a kid mode, they don't use like half a roll of toilet paper each time.

I hate having to shit at work or public. You forget how annoying and backwards that we still use toilet paper to dig at our asses. Water shears off everything.

 

[SeaOfRed75]

After a 2 week trip to Japan, coming back was like going back in time as well

LOVED all the bidet toilets over there. High on my list, though the truly nice ones are pricey.

 

[Laner2]

 

[IM4NUalways]

What a crappy topic.

 

[RedMyMind]

 

[mwulf]

anything other than a bidet is just smearing peanut butter in carpet...my eyes were opened in 09 in Rome and never again

 

[RedMyMind]

anything other than a bidet is just smearing peanut butter in carpet...my eyes were opened in 09 in Rome and never again

 

[NebChicago]

I've been a bidet attachment owner for the past 10 years. I have converted 3 to the way of the bidet.

Digging at your ass with poopy fingers and TP is primitive.

What brand/model? You recommend the ones you have?

 

[NebChicago]

They're amazing. I have 2 at home and 1 at work. I have a deluxe version with a heated seat and water (ironically its from a company called bbc) and 2 cheaper units that just shoot cold water on a dial. Kids like the heated one that has a kid mode, they don't use like half a roll of toilet paper each time.

So the “bbc” one is what you recommend?

 

[SuperBigFan]

You weirdos still wipe, right? Even after the bidet.

 

[RedMyMind]

You weirdos still wipe, right? Even after the bidet.

 

[RedMyMind]

What brand/model? You recommend the ones you have?

I went with a bluebidet years ago and my current one is 7 years old. I haven't looked into new developments but I went with the standard not warmed water setup. Nothing fancy, just ole reliable.

Amazon.com : blue bidet

 

[SeaOfRed75]

You weirdos still wipe, right? Even after the bidet.

Yeah, at least in Japan I did. But it's the difference between a slight clean up to well......... a lot of toilet paper.

 

[mwulf]

You weirdos still wipe, right? Even after the bidet.

Towels

 

[RedMyMind]

Yeah, at least in Japan I did. But it's the difference between a slight clean up to well......... a lot of toilet paper.

And don't get me started on if you are mid shit and you got something you gotta do real quick, or if the second train is taking its sweet time. Just shear it off and come back later vs mountains of toilet paper.

 

[SuperBigFan]

Towels

So, you treat it like it was the same as a shower?

 

[nostromo78]

Been sitting on this one since May and it been awesome. They make a hot water version but you need to tap into your sink supply and I didnt want to dick around with it. Cold water is fine.

If you go this route and not used to working on plumbing just be sure you are diligent getting water supply hooked up between the seat and supply. My father in law had a rental where a person hooked it up poorly and it brought the ceiling down below.

Amazon product ASIN B00P2XZIP2

 

[splebanek]

Made the change on all our toilets. Had to visit the head while at a restaurant. Forgot how to use TP. Had to watch a youtube video.

 

[mwulf]

So, you treat it like it was the same as a shower?

yes. i have a specific set of butt towels

 

[Huskerfan2112]

Ok say you have a gigantic log type BM that damn near reaches the seat. Or an explosive spray type event. Do these interfere with the bidet nozzle?


And also, doesnt all that water lead to chafing problems? Even with a pat down?

Serious questions

 

[salsa red]

So the “bbc” one is what you recommend?

Yes, but when you go to the store make sure you ask for the bbc bidets, not just the bbc's lol

 

[Laner2]

yes. i have a specific set of butt towels

Tuesday they're butt towels. Thursday they're hand towels in the guest bathroom. Profit!

 

[drubendall]

TP companies have been quietly waging war on the American bidet for years. Time to fight back!

 

[Tetonia]

When I was in Argentina a few years ago our hotel bathroom had a bidet, and my asshole felt amazing the hole trip. Then on prime day saw one of those bidets built into a toilet seat and thought about buying it

Anyone own a bidet and have an opinion?

My uncle has em. Very hygienic. Spring for the heated seat upgrade…

 

[drubendall]

Ok say you have a gigantic log type BM that damn near reaches the seat. Or an explosive spray type event. Do these interfere with the bidet nozzle?


And also, doesnt all that water lead to chafing problems? Even with a pat down?

Serious questions

You just gotta get into the arena and overcome that learning curve.

 

[SeaOfRed75]

Ok say you have a gigantic log type BM that damn near reaches the seat. Or an explosive spray type event. Do these interfere with the bidet nozzle?


And also, doesnt all that water lead to chafing problems? Even with a pat down?

Serious questions

They retract and a nozzle extends when you spray.

Chafing could be a problem if you don't dry enough. Though I think the fancy once have driers built in.

Noice.

 

[drubendall]

Legend has it that Mark Mangino wiped with a big towel. Sort of a hard and aggressive under the carriage sawing motion with both arms engaged.

The locker room attendant had a nervous breakdown cleaning up after him.

 

[Laner2]

Years ago I with a team of guys in Incirlik, Turkey. The hotel had bidets that had gadgets that adjusted the spray.. One of the guys got drunk on Raki. They dropped him off in his room and one of the guys removed the gadget so that house pressure came out. He was pissed the next morning but never said a thing.

 

[HBK4life]

Tuesday they're butt towels. Thursday they're hand towels in the guest bathroom. Profit!

Note to self. Never use Laner's guest shitter.😌

 

[RedMyMind]

Tuesday they're butt towels. Thursday they're hand towels in the guest bathroom. Profit!

the ole mystery meat

 

[NebChicago]

Yes, but when you go to the store make sure you ask for the bbc bidets, not just the bbc's lol

What store sells these things?

 

[bmb81664]

I have one that attaches under the seat. Nothing fancy. It was a game changer. Poop, turn on the spray a few seconds, then wipe dry.

 

[bmb81664]

What store sells these things?

Amazon sells a bunch of them.

 

[TFrazier]

What store sells these things?

 

[salsa red]

What store sells these things?

this is the one I got. https://www.costco.com/bio-bidet-uspa-6800-luxury-bidet-toilet-seat.product.100015779.html

 

[Crisker]

Those who think streams of water clean their arses are fooling themselves. Unless you are using fire-hose power streams that would ream your anus to an unpleasant and medically dubious depth, squirting water just makes a shitty situation even shittier.

Anyone who uses a bidet -- and I have tried all types and sizes -- and then follows that stream with a right proper warm towel or wet wipe will immediately see what's left: the brown stains don't lie.

The proper procedure is TP to remove gross materials, followed by warm towels and/or wet wipes. I use all 3 because I'm anal that way.

I would never use a bidet and call it good. I would not even use a bidet as part of my 3 step cleaning process. They are messy and ineffective, though if you are the type who likes an arse tickle/fiddle/massage you might like it.

I'm guessing all the bidet guys in this thread wear tightie whities and have major skid marks because they don't use bleach.