Little kids kick ass. Congrats.My wife just had our baby so zero for me in the foreseeable future... 😭
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Little kids kick ass. Congrats.My wife just had our baby so zero for me in the foreseeable future... 😭
i hear ya.I haven't been hard since January 2, 1998, so I couldn't tell you.
Kiddo #4. Loving every minute of it!Little kids kick ass. Congrats.
Hard to believe things so good and joyful can morph into monsters known as teenagersKiddo #4. Loving every minute of it!
They are all cute when they are little. Kind of like puppies and kittens in that respect.Hard to believe things so good and joyful can morph into monsters known as teenagers
My first wife was a knock-out. Christy Brinkly type. Dressed sexy, acted sexy was sexy.It is amazing how boring and unattractive spouses get about 2-3 years after marriage!
And if you were single when sexting started, you know how awesome that was. Do married couples even do that?
Dude, girls LOVE to brag how clean they are and how gross guys are...it is the exact opposite.My first wife was a knock-out. Christy Brinkly type. Dressed sexy, acted sexy was sexy.
After we were married that fell off. She started doing things like leaving used feminine hygiene items on the bathroom counter, even once on the kitchen counter and some other gross things too.
My interest in sex dropped off significantly. Of course she blamed me and that was the first shot fired in the end of the marriage.
Well, honestly, it is better to leave them there than flush them down the stool.My first wife was a knock-out. Christy Brinkly type. Dressed sexy, acted sexy was sexy.
After we were married that fell off. She started doing things like leaving used feminine hygiene items on the bathroom counter, even once on the kitchen counter and some other gross things too.
My interest in sex dropped off significantly. Of course she blamed me and that was the first shot fired in the end of the marriage.
Congrats.....AND condolencesMy wife just had our baby so zero for me in the foreseeable future... 😭
Putting them in the trash is a better option.Well, honestly, it is better to leave them there than flush them down the stool.
It is embarrassing for renters to plug up their plumbing only to have the drain O guys remove multiple feminine hygiene and male pregnancy prevention devices from the pipes.
About 12,000 dollars???Putting them in the trash is a better option.
Agree on not flushing them. I owned a rental house years ago. I learned how expensive flushing thise things can be.
Oh, the girl can get skinny enough, but get a boob job of course, so that she doesn't have enough body fat and her body no longer has a period.Putting them in the trash is a better option.
Agree on not flushing them. I owned a rental house years ago. I learned how expensive flushing thise things can be.
Just wait until you have two under two. She will avoid you at all costs after that.My wife just had our baby so zero for me in the foreseeable future... 😭
Boy you got that right. Some of these btchs don't even take baths. Just was their hair in the sink.Dude, girls LOVE to brag how clean they are and how gross guys are...it is the exact opposite.
Girls are fake clean, guys are functional clean. Girls are nasty when it comes to being clean.
Boy you got that right. Some of these btchs don't even take baths. Just was their hair in the sink.
Look at you being all high and mighty just because your girl takes baths.I’m guessing you fellas picked the wrong gals.
she blamed you for leaving used tampons on the kitchen counter?My first wife was a knock-out. Christy Brinkly type. Dressed sexy, acted sexy was sexy.
After we were married that fell off. She started doing things like leaving used feminine hygiene items on the bathroom counter, even once on the kitchen counter and some other gross things too.
My interest in sex dropped off significantly. Of course she blamed me and that was the first shot fired in the end of the marriage.
No, she didn’t blame me for her messiness. But she blamed me for everything else.she blamed you for leaving used tampons on the kitchen counter?
Ahhhh, got it...I’m guessing you fellas picked the wrong gals.
I take it you two divorced and never talk anymore?No, she didn’t blame me for her messiness. But she blamed me for everything else.
Here’s an example. She and her besties went shopping one afternoon. I was home doing some chores. When she came home she asked me if I was hungry and offered me her leftover pasta meal.
I chowed down on it and began to relax. Pretty soon I felt sick and headed to the bathroom to puke. I puked multiple times and knew I had food poisoning. She hollered at me to stop puking cuz the sounds were grossing her out.
I asked her where the food had been since her lunch and she said it had been in the trunk of her car for a couple of hours.
She poisoned me but the sound of me retching was my fault?
Yes, we did.I take it you two divorced and never talk anymore?
sad to hear this,....not married but still enjoy this immensely as do the ladies and I'm 60Cunilingus is for the young inebriated set. I ain’t going down there nowadays
I take it you two divorced and never talk anymore?
So after that amount of time and the new husbands, do you just find out how her life is through mutual friends or social media?Yes, we did.
Two hubbies later she found the rich - oops - I meant the right one.
Does this include cunilingus?
By hand doesn't count!!7-8 times a week, but that’s post-divorce. In a relationship, but not married. Maybe 7-8 times a year when I was married. Thus, the divorce*
* Not really, but it was on the list of grievances.
I’ll pass on eating 60 year old beaver.sad to hear this,....not married but still enjoy this immensely as do the ladies and I'm 60
sad to hear this,....not married but still enjoy this immensely as do the ladies and I'm 60
Hahaha!I’ll pass on eating 60 year old beaver.
By hand doesn't count!!
I haven’t spoken with her in many years. I saw her at the funeral of.a friend about 10 years ago but made no effort to speak to her.So after that amount of time and the new husbands, do you just find out how her life is through mutual friends or social media?
I would think after awhile you just never would talk again.
Inflammation of the Coit.It's coitus. Coitis sounds like an infection in the digestive tract.
HE'S BACK!!!! Let the good times roll. Welcome back c2oBoy you got that right. Some of these btchs don't even take baths. Just was their hair in the sink.
Who said it's 60 year old beaver?? 🤔😁I’ll pass on eating 60 year old beaver.