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I broke up with a girl recently...

you broke up with your girlfriend from a prominent Italian family .... watch your back


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instead of a horse head it will probably be your mangled bike
 
Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.
Did she give naked haircuts?
 
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