I broke up with a girl recently...

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

 

[GretnaShawn]

In before, pics or it didn’t happen.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

If you don't get a breakup BJ, we will be taking your man card by Friday.

 

[c2o]

Famous Italian family that you knew very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

I know who you are talking about.
Thanks for the tip.

 

[Husker.Wed.]

When you broke up did you take the cannoli?

 

[scarletred]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

What this have to do with the FOOTBALL program??

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

What this have to do with the FOOTBALL program??

We had a break-up occur today and a lot of people are acting like psycho hose beasts about it.

 

[HuskerIsNumberOne]

You didn't show her your canoli?

WTF man?

 

[regoratsginrom]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

You should have kept her around and convinced her that there was merit in being second string. Cuz you're just one snap away...

 

[Spectrumalaska]

Did she make good meatloaf?

 

[Captain Nick]

I once thought about posting about a breakup, then I realized I had actual real life friends.

 

[Pennsyhusker]

When you broke up did you take the cannoli?

Post of the week

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

What this have to do with the FOOTBALL program??

Don't ask me, I thought season started last Saturday.

 

[Huskerfan2112]

Don't ask me, I thought season started last Saturday.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

I once thought about posting about a breakup, then I realized I had actual real life friends.

Not me, I have to buy my friends, at the pet store. You're lucky.

 

[NikkiSixx]

lol, you just set the hook in real deep without realizing it.. she will be stalking you for weeks now..

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

lol, you just set the hook in real deep without realizing it.. she will be stalking you for weeks now..

Who? The Italian girl or SoFLHusker?

 

[H8FULLGR8]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

Breaking up just before football season starts is the GOAT move. Good call.

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Not me, I have to buy my friends, at the pet store. You're lucky.

It could be worse. At least you don't have to buy friends that need to be inflated.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Breaking up just before football season starts is the GOAT move. Good call.

The girl I replaced her with was hotter, 6 years younger, body of a 20 year old gymnast, and liked football so much we actually watched a preseason game while I gave her a very thorough massage. Unfortunately, she broke up with me via text 2 days ago....So if you guys know anyone.....I'm totally available and a great catch if I do say so myself.

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

yeah, but on her mirror she wrote that she is the best girl ever, so it’s pretty locked in.

 

[tpmcg]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

you'll never eat there again.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

I'm still trying to find pictures of the Fazoli's family so I can see LiteSpeed's Italian Freak.

 

[cmblizz96]

All this talk about hot girlfriends and ex-girlfriends and no pics? Disappointing

 

[HuskerDana]

Did she grant you a full release or did she give you restrictions on who you can date?

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

He said release,,,,,,

 

[SeaOfRed75]

Ive always thought Asian chicks are hot AF. Any good Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, filipino, or Korean restaurants in Omaha?

And pics this time.

 

[HuskerDana]

He said release,,,,,,

. Put that one on a tee for Tuco. Still, Tuco, ftw.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

This thread is incredible. I truly cannot believe how many peoples' heads this went over.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

This thread is incredible. I truly cannot believe how many peoples' heads this went over.

It's actually a true story, every word, and in the interest in keeping it safe for work I omitted some very sexy details.

 

[Cornicator]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

Sounds like any break up with an Italian woman. It never goes well.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Sounds like any break up with an Italian woman. It never goes well.

They're very passionate, which is awesome when you close and lock the shed door, but not so awesome when things end.

 

[dinglefritz]

Sounds like any break up with an Italian woman. It never goes well.

I really think that he has broken the most important of board rules and done it three times in one thread. He mentioned three different women and not a single picture. Should be cause for at least a one game board ban.

 

[L1M3]

Sounds like any break up with an Italian woman. It never goes well.

I really think that he has broken the most important of board rules and done it three times in one thread. He mentioned three different women and not a single picture. Should be cause for at least a one game board ban.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ita...6BAgLECw&biw=414&bih=595#imgrc=dRmG4oFku0nI1M:

 

[HuskerDana]

It's actually a true story, every word, and in the interest in keeping it safe for work I omitted some very sexy details.

Just wondering if you had any film. Sometimes going to the film room and studying any mistakes you made will help you to correct them in the future.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Just wondering if you had any film. Sometimes going to the film room and studying any mistakes you made will help you to correct them in the future.

Oh there's pictures...no film though, that would require me being in it, and nobody wants to see that!!!!!

I really think that he has broken the most important of board rules and done it three times in one thread. He mentioned three different women and not a single picture. Should be cause for at least a one game board ban.

TWO, not three, and not at the same time either, though the girl who dumped me via text two days has done a few of those...we never got that far though. To bad for me.

 

[huskerhooligansdotcom]

but HOW did you break up with her? did you make sure to do it in person or did you send your assistant? Maybe if you broke up with her in person (like you told her you would) she wouldn't have sent the mean texts. Do your family members think you made the wrong decision?

 

[HuskerDana]

Oh there's pictures...no film though, that would require me being in it, and nobody wants to see that!!!!!

 

[red scowl]

Famous Italian family that you know very well if you're from Omaha and guarantee you've eaten at their restaurant. She was cute, tall, skinny, LOVED sex, it was freaking awesome, but she wasn't the one. After I ended it she sent me the worst texts, showed me a side of her I didn't see before and with every text I got, it reaffirmed I made the right call. What's so weird is, she thought it would help get me back. Think about that..the meaner she got, she thought she was somehow convincing me I made a mistake.

That is all.

Did you ask her the what the difference was between Jelly and jam?

 

[red scowl]

Just wondering if you had any film. Sometimes going to the film room and studying any mistakes you made will help you to correct them in the future.

This is great! I think I know some guys who would do that.