My coaching friend who did basketball said one time he was talking to a coach that just played the team he was going to play that week, so he asked him for a scout. The coach said "Yeah, cover the ****ing kid that was dunking in warmups, we didn't do that and they beat us by 30". Hahaha
One time before a JV Basketball game I was bullshiting with the HC of the other team and started talking about JV kids warming up. He said something like
"We have this new kid, who might be mentally retarded, but he can jump like a deer". I was like "which one is he" and he replied "The one over there playing with his dick". And sure enough, some tall, skinny kid was messing with his junk. Fast forward, and that retarded kid playing with his junk dunked on our JV like three times.