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Sure in the future?I can see it now, will be put in our food to kill off our future populations, time to put my tin foil hat on.
What’s with the dork threads…😂
Long off-seasonWhat’s with the dork threads…😂
Oh god...the "my wife is my best friend crowd" will be arriving shortly...Its called "Marriage".
We still have Basketball and Baseball and spring football is around the corner..Long off-season
Nobody forces you to open, read or converse in any thread. You look foolish complaining in every thread you don't like or have interest in.We still have Basketball and Baseball and spring football is around the corner..
Don’t get to take your Viagra..
Looking at a picture of Large Marge Taylor is a birth control. She’s ugly as a horses ass
Yeah...Abstinence is never a choice. It if forced upon men.Abstinence is the very best policy!
You mean "your best friend"My wife knows some male birth control!
I haven't had any kids since lizzo became a thing. Coincidence?Looking at a picture of Large Marge Taylor is a birth control. She’s ugly as a horses ass
When my son turned 1 we cut his hair for the first time and they got the old airplane seat out, the clown apron and any other distraction you can think of. Well my son was having none of it. Screamed at the top of his lungs for the WHOLE DAMN THING! Meanwhile there was a 16yr old kid at the next seat over. I felt so bad for the two girls giving my kid the haircut. Never seen him react like that to anything for that long. Towards the end of the haircut, my son projectile vomited all over the 16yr old kid. I didn't know what to do so I gave him $20 for his haircut, apologized and said "If this ain't the best birth control, I don't know what is? Use condoms kid!"
Very trueOther forms of male birth control
Being nice to girls
Trying to be friends with girls first
Not making a lot of money
Being under 6'0
My outtie just turned into an innieThis photo hanging over your bed:
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Let’s not kid ourselves…two of those sluts would be in my starting rotation and one would be early out of the bullpen.This photo hanging over your bed:
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Let’s not kid ourselves…two of those sluts would be in my starting rotation and one would be early out of the bullpen.
So out of my group of friends, roughly about 10, like 10 good ones.Let’s not kid ourselves…two of those sluts would be in my starting rotation and one would be early out of the bullpen.
You sound like you have never heard of the hot/crazy matrixSo out of my group of friends, roughly about 10, like 10 good ones.
Easily 6 of them have banged less than 3 girls in their life and none of them "hot".
Two things always shock me
1. How few girls some dudes have banged. Which I usually chalk up to getting married young and not divorced young enough.
2. How many guys have never banged an 8 or up.
I am currently in a HUGE dry spell, it is like the sarah in my pants.
Maybe...You sound like you have never heard of the hot/crazy matrix
Sarah's in your pants and you're complaining 🙄 😒 😆 🤣So out of my group of friends, roughly about 10, like 10 good ones.
Easily 6 of them have banged less than 3 girls in their life and none of them "hot".
Two things always shock me
1. How few girls some dudes have banged. Which I usually chalk up to getting married young and not divorced young enough.
2. How many guys have never banged an 8 or up.
I am currently in a HUGE dry spell, it is like the sarah in my pants.
You're tagging Whoopi first aren't you?Let’s not kid ourselves…two of those sluts would be in my starting rotation and one would be early out of the bullpen.