Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
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Days like we're having is where that came from. Most well diggers get called out to work on wells on weekends and extremely cold weather. Most of their work is done bent over or on their knees exposing the crack of their assMy grandpa had a lot of good ones, the one I never quite understood but appreciated and still use is: "It's colder than a well digger's ass!"
If I could buy you at at what I think you are worth and sell you at what YOU think you are worth, I’d be a rich man
If you were half as good as you think you are, you'd be twice as good as you are.
From a guy I worked with: Did your parents have any kids that lived?
What I used to tell students when they were learning auto collision and complained about how difficult something was: If it was easy, the guy would have done it himself.
What we used to tell customers: We can fix anything but a broken heart.
Then there are the endless "if brains were _________ you wouldn't have enough to _________________.
I always heard the last one as "Buy them books and buy them books, but all they do is look at the pictures"
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