Hawk---Tuah!!!

[PeliniTheCrutch]

Betting there is a pretty straight line from people shaming this girl to having an ugly wife and a terrible sex life.

I didn't even post in this thread, much less shame this girl!!

 

[BTF69]

Now we know why children today lack intelligence when they leave the school system.

Students today do more than we ever did and it is not even close. Connected to their classes 24/7, never getting away from assignments or work that is loaded up on their virtual class at all hours of the day and weekends.

Taking classes that were never offered when we were in school like CAD and Chinese and AP classes that help to get rid of college classes before even starting college. Toss in part time jobs and select/club sports and varsity sports.

It is night and day compared to what school used to be like.

 

[BTF69]

I didn't even post in this thread, much less shame this girl!!

Besides rereading my old posts so that I can get a good laugh...you are my favorite poster to read.

 

[beaglehusker]

I am excited for the long drawn out story this will turn into on how you hate marriage and don't understand how men can be married and hate their lives so much when they could be 50 years old chasing beat up pussy on tinder instead. With that being stated...most decent fathers would not be proud of their grown daughter to make a fool of herself as the way she has continued to do albeit she is cashing in, good for her, i wish her no ill will. Im sure her BJ skills are above average.

Too young for her BJ skills to be above average

 

[redlurker]

I’ve seen a couple of interviews and she is legitimately funny and kind.

I thought her mom was a crackhead or something and her grandma raised her. Then she was a quality checker at a spring factory before the fame. I say good for her.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

I thought her mom was a crackhead or something and her grandma raised her. Then she was a quality checker at a spring factory before the fame. I say good for her.

Her mom is hawt and funny to... If she's a crack head she's defied gravity.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

Too young for her BJ skills to be above average

Have I told you about the worst BJ I ever got?





It was FANTASTIC!

 

[HankMoody78]

Thanks for the apology in advance as you've definitely misinterpreted. It has nothing to do with Ozzy Osbourne but has everything to do with a former coach named Osborne. My friends and I always referred to him as "Ozzy".

Holier-than-thou? You really don't know what that means. I was merely pointing out to lightspeed that he was saying the culture is in decline and threw his hands up in the air with "what do you do". My point to him, which obviously went over your head as well, was that people complain but then do nothing. When nothing is done, then it always gets worse. Look at history & learn from it. Something they don't do in schools anymore. How do you boil a frog? That's what is happening in our society and nobody wants to begin to look at how we turn off the burner on the stove.

there's no way anyone called themselves a "friend" of yours and willfully spent time listening to your pontificating bullshit.

 

[Huskers123456]

Or having daughters that they think have never done "anything" like this...

Her mom is hawt and funny to... If she's a crack head she's defied gravity.

Pic?

 

[schuele]

I have no Earthly idea who this woman is.

I even re-watched the chest bump 20-30 times hoping to figure it out, but still drawing a blank.

 

[Ki11ersker45]

We definitely have worse than her, right now touring the country and speaking…besides she didn’t ask to be famous. I heard at one point she kept turning down so many interviews and endorsements that she finally gave in.

 

[Sinomatic]

I had to google this girl because I knew NOTHING about her.

People need to get on those buffoons asking explicit questions before they jump on the girl answering them.

 

[Sinomatic]

Have I told you about the worst BJ I ever got?





It was FANTASTIC!

Ahhh, I see you've never had a biter...

 

[SeaOfRed75]

I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.

 

[BTF69]

I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.

Man, this is actually a great topic!

70's and 80's porn vs the porn of today. I would be down for that kind of topic!

 

[oldjar07]

Not that I think that the Hawk Tuah girl story is that bad or anything, but it's just one in a long line of unintended consequences of unregulated social media.

 

[BTF69]

Not that I think that the Hawk Tuah girl story is that bad or anything, but it's just one in a long line of unintended consequences of unregulated social media.

Ehhh...the only difference is that now it is spread bigger...before it was just in your area from second hand information about "that girl"

 

[huskerfan66]

Are you a mime?

There's a classic joke. Don't ever get kidnapped by mimes. They'll do unspeakable things to you

 

[Streamer15]

I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.

I'm trying to come up with a full bush joke, but can't. Its been a long week.

 

[SeaOfRed75]

I'm trying to come up with a full bush joke, but can't. Its been a long week.

Bush is sexy as hell. Another topic to discuss @BTF69 ?

 

[Laner2]

That's your opinion. I think the facts (your existence, for example) pretty much prove out that greater good prevails and the world will, in fact, go on. You don't need to wish me peace, it seems like you're the one who is looking over your shoulder at the impending doom of society. I think this world is a great place to live in and raise my family.

BTW, what are you doing to make the world a better place? I need specifics so we can all strive to match your example.

Irony abounds here. Ozzy is getting called out for being self-righteous by posters who are being, drumroll, self-righteous. Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald skit....

 

[Cedric]

What does it say about me that I have no clue who she is?



.

I'm with you. Had to Google her (or is that gargle?). It reminds me of the question that was always asked about Monica Lewinsky: she's famous for what???
I must be getting old

 

[BTF69]

I'm with you. Had to Google her (or is that gargle?). It reminds me of the question that was always asked about Monica Lewinsky: she's famous for what???
I must be getting old

She sucked the cock of the most powerful man in the world while he was married AND let him finger her with his cigar and ****ed...

How is that hard to understand what she is famous? That is why every first lady ever has been famous.

 

[F--IT]

She sucked the cock of the most powerful man in the world while he was married AND let him finger her with his cigar and ****ed...

How is that hard to understand what she is famous? That is why every first lady ever has been famous.

We have a presidential candidate who got where they are by sucking Willie Browns dick, I won't say witch One of the candidates it was because that would be political, but some people think this girl is a pariah.

 

[BTF69]

We have a presidential candidate who got where they are by sucking Willie Browns dick, I won't say witch One of the candidates it was because that would be political, but some people think this girl is a pariah.

Hey man...always use what you can to get what you can!

 

[Lincoln100]

Cliffs notes on this girl? Why is there a post about her, here?

 

[HBK4life]

Cliffs notes on this girl? Why is there a post about her, here?

 

[Lincoln100]

**** the op for posting this stupid shit and **** me for wasting my time reading it (and responding).

 

[ZaneHickey]

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The Idiocracy movie was prophetic. We are now the dumbest, basest nation on earth. Irrigating with Gatorade is around the corner.

 

[RBigredMax]