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Hawk---Tuah!!!

Now we know why children today lack intelligence when they leave the school system.
Students today do more than we ever did and it is not even close. Connected to their classes 24/7, never getting away from assignments or work that is loaded up on their virtual class at all hours of the day and weekends.

Taking classes that were never offered when we were in school like CAD and Chinese and AP classes that help to get rid of college classes before even starting college. Toss in part time jobs and select/club sports and varsity sports.

It is night and day compared to what school used to be like.
 
I am excited for the long drawn out story this will turn into on how you hate marriage and don't understand how men can be married and hate their lives so much when they could be 50 years old chasing beat up pussy on tinder instead. With that being stated...most decent fathers would not be proud of their grown daughter to make a fool of herself as the way she has continued to do albeit she is cashing in, good for her, i wish her no ill will. Im sure her BJ skills are above average.
Too young for her BJ skills to be above average
 
I’ve seen a couple of interviews and she is legitimately funny and kind.
I thought her mom was a crackhead or something and her grandma raised her. Then she was a quality checker at a spring factory before the fame. I say good for her.
 
I thought her mom was a crackhead or something and her grandma raised her. Then she was a quality checker at a spring factory before the fame. I say good for her.

Her mom is hawt and funny to... If she's a crack head she's defied gravity.
 
Thanks for the apology in advance as you've definitely misinterpreted. It has nothing to do with Ozzy Osbourne but has everything to do with a former coach named Osborne. My friends and I always referred to him as "Ozzy".

Holier-than-thou? You really don't know what that means. I was merely pointing out to lightspeed that he was saying the culture is in decline and threw his hands up in the air with "what do you do". My point to him, which obviously went over your head as well, was that people complain but then do nothing. When nothing is done, then it always gets worse. Look at history & learn from it. Something they don't do in schools anymore. How do you boil a frog? That's what is happening in our society and nobody wants to begin to look at how we turn off the burner on the stove.
there's no way anyone called themselves a "friend" of yours and willfully spent time listening to your pontificating bullshit.
 
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We definitely have worse than her, right now touring the country and speaking…besides she didn’t ask to be famous. I heard at one point she kept turning down so many interviews and endorsements that she finally gave in.
 
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I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.
 
I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.
Man, this is actually a great topic!

70's and 80's porn vs the porn of today. I would be down for that kind of topic!
 
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Not that I think that the Hawk Tuah girl story is that bad or anything, but it's just one in a long line of unintended consequences of unregulated social media.
 
Not that I think that the Hawk Tuah girl story is that bad or anything, but it's just one in a long line of unintended consequences of unregulated social media.
Ehhh...the only difference is that now it is spread bigger...before it was just in your area from second hand information about "that girl"
 
I'm guessing my wife just produces saliva naturally, but she's never hawked on it.
Blessed with plenty of BJs but hawking on it just sounds like you've watched too much modern porn. Give me the 70s and 80s porn anynday over the modern shit.
I'm trying to come up with a full bush joke, but can't. Its been a long week.
 
That's your opinion. I think the facts (your existence, for example) pretty much prove out that greater good prevails and the world will, in fact, go on. You don't need to wish me peace, it seems like you're the one who is looking over your shoulder at the impending doom of society. I think this world is a great place to live in and raise my family.

BTW, what are you doing to make the world a better place? I need specifics so we can all strive to match your example.
Irony abounds here. Ozzy is getting called out for being self-righteous by posters who are being, drumroll, self-righteous. Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald skit....

 
I'm with you. Had to Google her (or is that gargle?). It reminds me of the question that was always asked about Monica Lewinsky: she's famous for what???
I must be getting old
She sucked the cock of the most powerful man in the world while he was married AND let him finger her with his cigar and ****ed...

How is that hard to understand what she is famous? That is why every first lady ever has been famous.
 
She sucked the cock of the most powerful man in the world while he was married AND let him finger her with his cigar and ****ed...

How is that hard to understand what she is famous? That is why every first lady ever has been famous.
We have a presidential candidate who got where they are by sucking Willie Browns dick, I won't say witch One of the candidates it was because that would be political, but some people think this girl is a pariah.
 
We have a presidential candidate who got where they are by sucking Willie Browns dick, I won't say witch One of the candidates it was because that would be political, but some people think this girl is a pariah.
Hey man...always use what you can to get what you can!
 
Shooting Terry Crews GIF by Idiocracy
 
So many old men in this thread. "get off my lawn" haha she was having a fun night said some off the wall stuff. Who cares.... Good for her. Hope she does well. Some weird judgmental people in here on a young gal having a fun night with her friend. @OzzyLvr you are a strange fella
 
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What a terrible person, her parents are probably so ashamed...using her newfound fame to buy pet food for the local animal shelter and pine for their adoption.

world needs more people like Hawk Tuah, not less. what a great story

The line starts here if anyone wants to admit this gal is all that and a bag of chips and apologize for jumping to conclusions.....

(i've had to edit this 4 times cause my eyes are all shot and i haven't woke up yet....hahaha) but last nite made it all worth it. One night of transgressions down, one to go)
 
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What a terrible person, her parents are probably so ashamed...using her newfound fame to buy pet food for the local animal shelter and pine for their adoption.

world needs more people like Hawk Tuah, not less. what a great story

The line starts here if anyone wants to admit this gal is all that and a bag of chips and apologize for jumping to conclusions.....

(i've had to edit this 4 times cause my eyes are all shot and i haven't woke up yet....hahaha) but last nite made it all worth it. One night of transgressions down, one to go)
I can't believe what an utter failure her father must be!!!!
 
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@OzzyLvr you are a strange fella
How so? Because I think it’s foolish for someone to complain about something and then not want to do something about it? On the contrary @Walleye79, I’d say that’s common sense. We don’t like the state of our football program so we speak out & act to get change. We don’t like the state of our culture so we throw our hands up in the air & say “what are you going to do, just accept it”. Yeah, I’m a strange fella. Don’t look in the mirror.
 
I understand both of those things pretty well. All the same, if my daughter made a video like that and was celebrated for it, I would consider my performance as a father an utter failure. Dumpster fire doesn’t quite cut it.
Yea, I think some of the early posts weren't focused on what she did but the influence a good male role model has on young females. At least that's what I was thinking. And then the thread did its usual morphing in something different. Can't wait for 28 Aug.
 
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