Topless Texas Porch Pirate gets her Booty

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Texas porch pirate, topless and barefoot, swipes Nordstrom dress – on video

A barefoot Houston porch pirate lost her top as she sprinted to snatch a package in video captured by the homeowner’s Ring doorbell camera.

www.foxnews.com

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

I've watched that thing a hundred times and still can't make out anything...it's like scrambled Showtime at 11 at night in 1981 all over again.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Is it wrong that I went topless and barefoot while watching?

 

[LightningJack]

I'll have to start leaving empty Amazon packages Duct taped to the porch.

 

[54T]

Texas. All that needs to be said.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Texas. All that needs to be said.

Is your handle in reference to a chainring size by chance??? As a cyclist I'm just curious...

 

[WHCSC]

Apparently not everything is bigger in Texas

 

[54T]

Is your handle in reference to a chainring size by chance??? As a cyclist I'm just curious...

Nope. Good guess though!

 

[TruHusker]

Is it wrong that I went topless and barefoot while watching?

Where were your hands?

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Where were your hands?

 

[NebbyDoesTheB1G]

I've watched that thing a hundred times and still can't make out anything...it's like scrambled Showtime at 11 at night in 1981 all over again.

Trying to rub one out while trying to decipher boobs through that scramble was the worst.

 

[SeaOfRed75]

I've watched that thing a hundred times and still can't make out anything...it's like scrambled Showtime at 11 at night in 1981 all over again.

Thanks for saving me clicking on it then.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Trying to rub one ? out while trying to decipher boobs through that scramble was the worst.

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