What the hell happened in here?
It started like a kid called his best friend on Christmas eve, exuberant, saying: "I got four bad ass Transformers, and I hear Santa is coming tomorrow with twenty more Ninja Turtles, GI Joes, and Hot Wheels!!!
The other kid says, "I already got 25 kick ass Transformers, Hot Wheels, Ninja Turtles, and GI Joes, and mine are better because I already have them, and my parents have given me better presents in the past." (Never mind the last clause, kids don't know this doesn't actually make the presents they have right now any better).
Exuberant kid says, "No, Dude! You misunderstood, my Mom and Dad got raises last year, and now I'm getting kick ass presents too, just wait and see!!!"
Pessimistic kid says, "It will never happen, your Mom and Dad are losers, you'll never get kick ass presents."
Exuberant kid says, "Dude, look! I'm already getting kick ass presents, it's different!"
Pessimistic kid says, "No, dude, your parents suck."
Exuberant kid, now deflated and upset, asks, "Wait, why are we friends?"