In all seriousness, I think Stanford is fooked in both Football and Basketball due to the onset of NIL and no-sit transfer rules.
Their Alums have some of the "deepest pockets" in the World, but their alums also don't care about paying student athletes. So while a lot of talented players are initially choosing Stanford out of high school for academic reasons, many of their star players are realizing they can transfer out and earn a lot more money before going pro.
While a Stanford degree is incredibly valuable, its almost cancelled out when you go earn a million bucks before you turn 23 and still earn a degree somewhere else.