ot What are you getting your ladies
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You know how guys sometimes joke about getting their wife a cordless power drill? Well I did it once.
Don't get her a cordless power drill.
Don't get her a cordless power drill.
You can't go wrong with jewelry especially with diamonds in it
Massage, Bookstore Gift Card, Variety Pack of Tea...she can thank me later
I thought about a roomba, and something for the kitchen, but that's bad. No sex.
Buy clothes?.... Too small? No sex ...
OK, I see where the disconnect is. I think what you were really asking was "What do you guys think I should get my old lady for Christmas that she'll love, won't set me back three months salary, and makes her panties fall off"?
So in that case, don't get her a power cordless drill.
I bought my wife a 1983 Zebco 33 Classic FeatherTouch resting on a 6' Medium Action "original" Ugly Stick for her birthday and the boat was rocking...wasn't even a windy day!
My wife buys me slippers and ties. I buy her diamonds and cars. Can she buy me something that says Milwaukee or 6.65 creedmor on it? No, of course not.
Oops, wrong thread. I thought I opened "Where are you getting your ladies". Damn
My wife loved the film, “The Greatest Showman” so I had a custom, personalized print made and framed to hang over the bed with a quote from the movie...kinda gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but I think the thought and fact she has no clue what I get her will pay off in the end
Merry Christmas fellas. I believe most of you will never have sex again.
25+ years of marriage I know a little not much but a little
Make her something arty with your own hands. Tell her it's from your heart. That's really what matters after all.
Bought my wife a pistol for Mother's Day. When I mistakeningly call it my pistol she reminds me it is hers.
I'm getting myself a neck massager.
She can use it if she'd like
She can use it if she'd like
I am getting her a blender, because she complained about the blender a few weeks ago. I also got her a bunch of Harry Potter shit, because she loves it.
We usually only spend about $100 or so on each other. And outside of her engagement/wedding ring I’ve never bought her a diamond. But she lost her diamond out of her ring a month ago. Insurance wrote us a check and we spent some more on top of that. So it was pretty upgraded. That counts for some of it too.
We usually only spend about $100 or so on each other. And outside of her engagement/wedding ring I’ve never bought her a diamond. But she lost her diamond out of her ring a month ago. Insurance wrote us a check and we spent some more on top of that. So it was pretty upgraded. That counts for some of it too.
My ex girlfriend didn't like it when I bought her an apron for Christmas two years ago because I wanted her to do some more cooking.
So, one day your wife is gonna tell you she left her keys on the counter and ask you to get them. You're supposed to notice that there is NOT a bread machine on the counter. Three days later there's a drink milk commercial on TV, your wife is gonna say "I don't know how valid these low carb diets are", you respond not knowing as well. OBVIOUSLY directed at a bread machine.
ChrIstmas rolls around and you get her something, but not the bread machine. Later she asks why you didn't get her the bread machine. Merry Christmas.
ChrIstmas rolls around and you get her something, but not the bread machine. Later she asks why you didn't get her the bread machine. Merry Christmas.
I give my wife the gift of me being gone for a week while I am on our coaches retreat. She is appreciative
Most of them talk big on this board, actually their wives say jump they say how high. And do get sex on their birthday
Tim is one of the most underrated comics ever!
Some people be like "Oh thats a nice thoughtful present. Women love jewelry".
And you wonder why she messed around with the marriage counselor????
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