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a commercial that you would like to punch more than the H&R Block get-your-billions-back-America guy.
 
Well there's Flo. But, truthfully, there is a long, long line of such people I could punch out. Actually, at my age, I would need to hire it done. Same thing, though.
 
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I like that British chick on the Viagra commercial probably the best, with a Cindy Crawford-ish lookin' gal on one of them fancy hair products commercial finishing a distant second. There's a red headed mature lady, she speaks with a sultry Carolina brogue slash dialect that advertises some kind of bowel movement medicine that I'd also like to spend a few days entertaining, she twitchin' that Carolina girl money maker as her sisters nearly bobble outten her frilly granny dress.




LInk.
 
Originally posted by Lincoln100:
a commercial that you would like to punch more than the H&R Block get-your-billions-back-America guy.
How about the 2 guys in the car in every Sonic commercial ?
 
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-Give me that Riccola guy for a few minutes and he'll never wake people up early on a Saturday morning again.

-We would be having bacon sandwiches by lunchtime if I could get my hands on the Geico (pigs in a blanket) pig.

-I would throw the 2 Sonic guys out of their car and repeatedly drive over and back up over them with their own car.

-The guy with the chronically depressed voice of the Hardee's commercials.

-Someone would need to get a little payback on (Sham Wow) Vince for all the women he has beaten up.
 
I'm taking out William Devane.
I know what's in his wallet & that big azz safe.
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Originally posted by k9_r:
Well there's Flo. But, truthfully, there is a long, long line of such people I could punch out. Actually, at my age, I would need to hire it done. Same thing, though.
+10000000

Flo. The Sea Hag.
 
Originally posted by jimbosc:
The guy that came up with the Sprint narwhal commercial......
They really missed the time period of when that song was an internet sensation, that thing is like 5 years old.
 
Not TV related, but I turn the station whenever I hear the U Pull It or Hardee's commercials. I do not like the visuals they create with regard to dudes and their junk. I'd shake your hand, but I'm afraid of where it's been lately.
 
Originally posted by wseattlesker:
The AFLAC duck. Put his beak up his butt and see whether he gets a check. Quaaaaack that.
The knock on your door will be PETA
 
there are three radio ads....


...that while I would not punch the people, I always turn the channel...two local...:
*supercarguys
*Joan London..."A place for Mom"
*Mike Grbic Realty....HIM I might punch...so arrogant....
 
How has nobody mentioned the ginger from the Wendy's commercials, who falls in love with asiago cheese.
 
Originally posted by BetterRed:

It's two local commercial celebrities that annoy me. The chic who does the Woodhouse Car commercials I can do without. I also can't stand the guy who does the Car Hop commercials. Gawd, that guy is annoying.

BTW....I love the Sonic guys. They're so goofy they're funny. IDK. I find them amusing.
Absolutely. I have never seen the commercials, but every time that I'm driving down the road and hear her voice on the radio it makes me want to jerk the wheel into a g(&^%$(ed bridge abutment.
 
There was a local commercial for Valentine's day that Bakers put out. That kid, oh that kid. "I'm only 13". Yeah and that's as far as you're going to make it
 
I TOTALLY agree on the billions back guy. Just watched him again.

At this point he is crossing out of "God, make it stop" territory and into "Endearing charm." Uh oh!
 
State Farm ad where wife demands to know who is on the phone with her husband. Just pathetic
 
Honorable mention goes to the female employee on the AT&T commercials. She has the screen presence of a wart.
 
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I had a dream about two months ago that Nancy Grace had hired me to play Santa Claus at her office party, which is subliminally ironic, because I don't think we'd get on at all . Donning my red and white costume, I felt like a total effin' idiot, even for a dream , After paying the cab driver and taking a big gulp of vodker, I waltzed up to the country clubbish lookin' door, not resembling my mobile home lodging facility in the least. Nancy came to the door wearing a see through nitie type thang, and smilingly announced , " You'll have these Macon, Georgia perky sisters gazing at you all evening. " I tried to keep eye contact with her, but I finally said to hell with it, and reached up and grabbed one, mainly for massaging purposes I explained.. She slapped the coon dog shyt out of me, and then I woke up. This selection is from some fellers that resided for a spell in Ms. Grace's hometown of Macon.






This post was edited on 2/26 11:37 PM by GSO-Triple5

Link.
 
When I lived in Omaha (tie): Woodhouse Lady/Pete Rickett's kids

In Bozeman: The kid in the Bozeman Ford commercial. In the fall they were running a commercial that if you bought a new pickup from them, they'd donate $5 to the local food pantry in your name. $5! I'm sure they spent more in commercials telling you how philanthropic they were than they actually donated.
 
This might be offensive, but pretty much everyone from the NFL's second batch of "No More" domestic violence commercials. The one's where they are all struggling to talk about it.
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