Everyone knows tomato goes on the top.This is hilarious. Its like people arguing with eachother but not arguing with each other.
"Level three on the toaster always burns the toast, im telling you!"
"Youre wrong! Tomato goes on the bottom slice of toast, THEN the bacon!"
"Whatever numnuts, read the manual, level three is for bagels not toast!"
"You really think lumpy bacon presents an even surface for stacking the rest? Whatever."
And level 3 works just fine for my toast.
Lettuce is completely optional by the way.