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Job roles comparable to being a Husker fan...

JD9107

Walk On
Nov 9, 2002
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  1. Hospice nurse... always full of hope and care, but constantly watching a tragedy.
  2. Fluffer for Vivid Video... get them all worked up to service someone else, and they are have all the fun...
  3. Garbage man... daily getting to see what other nice shit people have in their house...
  4. Sears sales rep... long for the old days when you were the best in market...
  5. Sidechick... fun to flirt with, never be seen with...
Please add on... damn what a bad day! No positive spin on this. Sick of 16 years of being irrelevant. Just no way to describe the emptiness... scotch and humor is how I get through it. A lot of scotch... need some more humor from you all...
 
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