This thread is hilarious. Nebraska is the football program version of the 45 year old factory worker sitting the bar of the same town that he grew up in with his letterman’s jacket on talking about how he won the state championship in HS. Meanwhile the rest of the world has moved on and left him behind to slowly die. Marriage after marriage fails because no one can live up to the prom queen and no prom queens want anything to do with a pathetic old drunk with a massively over inflated sense of worth. To make yourself feel better you yell at the other team who doesn’t have a state championship, but has now surpassed you in life. It’s a miserable existence that steals joy from your life, not theirs.
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I really hope we can somehow win 1 more. But that also scares the shit out of me thinking Rhule might not need to fire anyone 😳 Sattfag. Skippy McGuire and fvcking Foley need to go even if we go 3-0. (Not gonna happen)
By "bar of the same town" I assume you mean this Nebraska message board? Where you're at yelling at us? I'm certainly not in your loser message board yelling at you. Nice try cock breath.
Iowa is the equivalent of the 50 year life long loser who just got promoted to middle manager and sits at the bar brags about making 40g a year. His lack of self awareness is stunning as he drunkenly attempts to hit on younger women that make twice as much money as him and mock him behind his back. Even the drunken has beens pity his useless existence. Poor loser doesn’t even have an ex-wife to lament over or even an ex-girlfriend to reminisce about. His sole accomplishment in life is surviving long enough to look down on the people he hates and envy’s. Rest of the world hasn’t moved past him necessarily, they simply don’t know or care that he exists. Nobody to remember him or care what happens to him one way or another. Just an empty existence, like a ship lost at sea whose only possible destination of significance is an unceremonious lonely death.
Shakespeare.
Iowa fans all told me anything under 10-2 was a failure this year...their team is really old and they have a coach who has been there for 25 years, schedule was real favorable. Their offense still sucks, but they have the second best RB in the nation - makes up for a lot of garbage. They got worked by Ohio St and lost to Mich St who is ass. Kirk is good at beating the teams he is supposed to.
Iowa's accomplishments > Nebraska's accomplishments
They were suppose to walk away from Ames with a W.
They haven’t been very good on the road..
Be sweet seeing UCLA make it more miserable for them.
And that guy is beating Nebraska on a routine basis and will continue to do so into the future until Nebraska fans can fully embrace the term humility.
Think about that........you consistently lose to what you hate and the answer is staring you in the face this whole time.
That's Shakespearean.
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What have you Clarkeyes accomplished in football?
And that guy is beating Nebraska on a routine basis and will continue to do so into the future until Nebraska fans can fully embrace the term humility.
Think about that........you consistently lose to what you hate and the answer is staring you in the face this whole time.
That's Shakespearean.
Hate? Lol 🤣 You don’t matter enough to hate.
And there it is: Iowa fan’s Fat Cat mentality on full display. Smug and satisfied with hanging low level Bowl “appearance” banners (my favorite is the Tax Slayer one where Iowa got clocked by about 4 touchdowns to the Vols) and a decade of beating last place Nebraska teams. Congratulations on reaching those lofty standards, lil guy! Papa Hayden must be so proud.
I’ve read some really big lies on the internet but this is the biggest one ever.
The funniest part is, there’s not a doubt in my mind that they genuinely believe it’s true.
The team is schizo. They stomped Minnesota in Minneapolis. They got stomped at Michigan State and Ohio State.
They didn't get beat in Ames. They got beat by the Clones in Iowa City.
They probably do!The funniest part is, there’s not a doubt in my mind that they genuinely believe it’s true.
Don't forget his racist grandpa that nobody will kick out of the family because he brings the wild turkey to Saturday dinners. Oh, he also gives the mentally deficient son a weekly ride to his AAA meetings.
Why do people care about what happened 40-60 years ago.
At this point, comparing programs from 25 years ago is a stretch.
In the "what have you done lately" category - Iowa's football program is significantly ahead of Nebraska's and it hasn't been close for awhile.
Nebraska sucks, Iowa is a solid team every year.
They have a good oline,a great back and use them. That will make a coordinator look good....Quick name a Iowa reciever.
I'd rather had done the prom queen and talk about it in the past rather than never had a chance. I guess you don't know how it feels to dominate and win Championships ,sorry man. It feels awesome and you don't forget it.
Considering where Iowa's offense was before and after their current OC. They have a good OC.
Quick name 1 quality coach on Nebraska's staff.
First speaking for myself, I have lived to see the last 60+ seasons so I’ve witnessed 5 national titles and 22 conference championships and Co. 31 major bowl games.
What have you witnessed being a clarkeye fan?
2nd if you’re going by 25 years which just so happens to be the Ferentz era, going into this season the clarkeyes are 196-119 with 2 Co-conference championships and one major bowl win.
Nebraska is 186-128 with one outright conference title and one major bowl win.
Our fan base knows how terrible we’ve been since 2015 so yea you herky’s have been better the last 10 years but haven’t accomplished that much more during the Ferentz era.
If you would beat the teams you're supposed to , maybe you'd find happiness. Just a thought.
I have no idea what a Clarkeye is.
That's awesome you were able to experience those glory days 30+ years ago.
I'm 32 years old - Nebraska's best season was when Nebraska lost to Texas in the Big 12 Championship game. Let me repeat that, Nebraska's best season is when they lost the conference championship.
My daughter is a 7th grader, Nebraska hasn't had a winning season since she has been in school.
Since joining the Big Ten - Nebraska is 4-9 against Iowa, which included 7 straight losses.
Nebraska is 1-3 against Colorado and currently, Colorado is the better football program, is bowl eligible and is competing for a conference championship appearance.
Other programs that have hired a new coach and have had success within 2 seasons: Indiana, let's add in UCLA, Duke, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Washington State, Illinois, Washington and Northwestern to just name a few.
As I mentioned earlier, the success Nebraska had 20+ years ago is irrelevant and does not matter. Nebraska's historic traditions of winning, national championships, pointless sellout steak do not matter anymore when the current era Nebraska teams don't follow the tradition.
In the what have you done lately category- Nebraska is at the very bottom. I can't think of a team that has done worse than Nebraska over the past decade.
You can talk smack about Colorado and Iowa all you want but you're just living in the 90s while they're living in the NOW.
Think they are? Its Iowa and it's not even close. If we win a game, it will not be the day after Thanksgiving.
You just don’t get it.
Nobody here is saying that Nebraska is doing well. We’re saying that Iowa’s definition of success is laughable and nobody here is impressed by your Pinnacle Bowls and your one major bowl win in the last 65 years (you know—that one shining moment for Iowa football that took place against Georgia Tech 15 years ago).
You guys are entertaining and good for a laugh, but in all seriousness? I have never seen a more delusional, groundlessly arrogant fan base than Iowa. Your program has done nothing, you are completely irrelevant and always have been, and your one claim to fame is beating up on last place place Nebraska teams over the past decade. Congratulations, I guess? 😂
No other program acts the way you do. I used to respect Iowa before we joined the conference and your fans showed who they really are. Now I see exactly why Illini, Penn State, and Wisco fans can’t stand you and why Minny fans chant “who hates Iowa?” every chance they get.
Well for starters we keep Nebraska in their place.
It's not much of an accomplishment, I know, but sigh *adjusts pants* somebody's gotta do it.
I don't know why you think I'm an Iowa fan. I'm being realistic and looking at the situation for what it is.
Nebraska's current definition of success is 6 wins. If the definition of success is competing for a conference championship then Matt Rhule needs to be gone yesterday because he continues to fail at a program that expects 10+ wins every season.
fill any balloons with piss lately, CU fan?
better start meal prep. lunch rush at the homeless shelter when the weather turns will sneak up on you
I do not care about the Iowa athletic programs. This post has no business being on a Nebraska message board. Only an Iowa fan would start a thread titled Iowa
Proceeds to open thread about Iowa and comments on said thread about Iowa.
I don’t know why you make us think other wise by your posts.
Pretty plan and simple.. Go back to the Clarkeyes board and take your monkey with you..
I don’t care about their irrelevant program. We have enough problems of our own to worry about.
