Imaginary Bo Pelini movie

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  1. Charlie Marlow

    Charlie Marlow Assistant Head Coach
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    Who would play:

    Bo
    Carl
    Frankie
    Crapahan
    Riley
    Perlman
    Stevie P
    Eichwurst
    Thomas Osbourne
     
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  2. Beaguljuice

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    Peter Stormare for Bo
    Kurtwood Smith for Perlman
    James Rebhorn's corpse for Smilin'Mike ( his corpse has more life than that limp dick)
    Nick Turturro for Carl
    Robert Redford for Dr. Tom
    David Caruso for reichorst
    David Hasselhoff for Callafraud. His character would be a huge parody and over the top
    Gary Cole for Pedeyshine
    Need to ponder Fearless Frankie.
    Eric Roberts would also be a good alternate for Pedeyshine, if he isn't too busy making karate or lifetime stalker movies
     
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  3. HuskersNC

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    Martin Freeman, he's already played a Hobbit once.

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    David Morse would be the ideal choice for playing Dr. Tom. UFC badass Randy Couture could play Carl.

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    This guy plays Bo.[​IMG]
     
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    Digitally de-age Beau Bridges slightly, only choice for Callahan.
     
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    What's the song list?

    Opens with Wagner's "The Ride of the Valkyries."

    Gotta close with Gnarls Barkley's "**** You."

    What's in the middle?


     
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    devany = marshall dillion
    dr. tom = john wayne
    solich = eastwood
    calahan = doc holiday
    bo = professional grappler "the missing link"
    riley = mister rodgers
    frost = rucker howard
     
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    thunderstruck of course
     
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    If you watch either Billions or Orange is the New Black, you'll know that Mike Birbiglia was born to play Eichorst. The trick will be getting Marlon Brando to return from the grave for a cameo appearance as Barry Alvarez, for that evil genius scene when he foists Eichorst onto TO.

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    Adrian could play Taylor
     
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    Bo - juaqin Phoenix
    Carl - Adam Sandler
    Frankie - Matt Damon
    Crapahan - Kurt russel
    Riley - Tom hanks as mr. Rodgers
    Perlman - Rick moranis
    Stevie P - john malco
    Eichwurst - The vice principle from Ferris buehler
    Thomas Osbourne - gandalf
    bob diaco - Ben affleck
    Sam Keller - stifler
    Scott frost - shermanator from american pie
    Taylor Martinez - mcculley culkin

    this is the thread I live for
     
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    Bo - juaqin Phoenix
    Carl - Adam Sandler
    Frankie - Matt Damon
    Crapahan - Kurt russel
    Riley - Tom hanks as mr. Rodgers
    Perlman - Rick moranis
    Stevie P - john malco
    Eichwurst - The vice principle from Ferris buehler
    Thomas Osbourne - gandalf
    bob diaco - Ben affleck
    Sam Keller - stifler
    Scott frost - sherminator from american pie

    this is the thread I live for
     
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    Champs 70-71-94-95-97 Redshirt Freshman
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    A blend of "Everybody Poops" and "Go the F*ck to Sleep"
    With a foreword by Oscar the Grouch.
    Section about Carl written by Pee Wee Herman...
     
  20. HuskersNC

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    This can be deep-faked.
     
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    If billy Martin was still alive he would play Bo and Charlie Sheen will play Carl. I’m still working on the rest of the cast
     
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  23. bleed husker red

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    Carl could be played by porn star Nacho Vidal. He's bat shit crazy and likes to get high on toad venom
     
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    Bradley cooper could play Bo, he pissed himself in a star is born so he might have the cinema chops to pull off Bo's emotional roller coaster of a character
     
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    They should have ikehorse be played by Voldemort
     

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