Imaginary Bo Pelini movie

[Charlie Marlow]

Who would play:

Bo
Carl
Frankie
Crapahan
Riley
Perlman
Stevie P
Eichwurst
Thomas Osbourne

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Peter Stormare for Bo
Kurtwood Smith for Perlman
James Rebhorn's corpse for Smilin'Mike ( his corpse has more life than that limp dick)
Nick Turturro for Carl
Robert Redford for Dr. Tom
David Caruso for reichorst
David Hasselhoff for Callafraud. His character would be a huge parody and over the top
Gary Cole for Pedeyshine
Need to ponder Fearless Frankie.
Eric Roberts would also be a good alternate for Pedeyshine, if he isn't too busy making karate or lifetime stalker movies

 

[HuskersNC]

Need to ponder Fearless Frankie.

Martin Freeman, he's already played a Hobbit once.

 

[resdog851]

David Morse would be the ideal choice for playing Dr. Tom. UFC badass Randy Couture could play Carl.

 

[RedMyMind]

Peter Stormare for Bo
Kurtwood Smith for Perlman
James Rebhorn's corpse for Smilin'Mike ( his corpse has more life than that limp dick)
Nick Turturro for Carl
Robert Redford for Dr. Tom
David Caruso for reichorst
David Hasselhoff for Callafraud. His character would be a huge parody and over the top
Gary Cole for Pedeyshine
Need to ponder Fearless Frankie.
Eric Roberts would also be a good alternate for Pedeyshine, if he isn't too busy making karate or lifetime stalker movies

This guy plays Bo.

 

[HuskersNC]

Digitally de-age Beau Bridges slightly, only choice for Callahan.

 

[9and4]

What's the song list?

Opens with Wagner's "The Ride of the Valkyries."

Gotta close with Gnarls Barkley's "**** You."

What's in the middle?

 

[redwine65]

devany = marshall dillion
dr. tom = john wayne
solich = eastwood
calahan = doc holiday
bo = professional grappler "the missing link"
riley = mister rodgers
frost = rucker howard

 

[WHCSC]

rucker howard

 

[WHCSC]

thunderstruck of course

 

[schuele]

If you watch either Billions or Orange is the New Black, you'll know that Mike Birbiglia was born to play Eichorst. The trick will be getting Marlon Brando to return from the grave for a cameo appearance as Barry Alvarez, for that evil genius scene when he foists Eichorst onto TO.

 

[redwine65]

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

Great song

 

[huskerhooligansdotcom]

Adrian could play Taylor

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

Great song

 

[mwulf]

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

Bo - juaqin Phoenix
Carl - Adam Sandler
Frankie - Matt Damon
Crapahan - Kurt russel
Riley - Tom hanks as mr. Rodgers
Perlman - Rick moranis
Stevie P - john malco
Eichwurst - The vice principle from Ferris buehler
Thomas Osbourne - gandalf
bob diaco - Ben affleck
Sam Keller - stifler
Scott frost - shermanator from american pie
Taylor Martinez - mcculley culkin

this is the thread I live for

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

Bo - juaqin Phoenix
Carl - Adam Sandler
Frankie - Matt Damon
Crapahan - Kurt russel
Riley - Tom hanks as mr. Rodgers
Perlman - Rick moranis
Stevie P - john malco
Eichwurst - The vice principle from Ferris buehler
Thomas Osbourne - gandalf
bob diaco - Ben affleck
Sam Keller - stifler
Scott frost - sherminator from american pie

this is the thread I live for

 

[Champs 70-71-94-95-97]

A blend of "Everybody Poops" and "Go the F*ck to Sleep"
With a foreword by Oscar the Grouch.
Section about Carl written by Pee Wee Herman...

 

[HuskersNC]

The trick will be getting Marlon Brando to return from the grave for a cameo appearance as Barry Alvarez, for that evil genius scene when he foists Eichorst onto TO.

This can be deep-faked.

 

[Baxter48]

If billy Martin was still alive he would play Bo and Charlie Sheen will play Carl. I’m still working on the rest of the cast

 

[-LVhusker-]

 

[bleed husker red]

Carl could be played by porn star Nacho Vidal. He's bat shit crazy and likes to get high on toad venom

 

[bleed husker red]

Bradley cooper could play Bo, he pissed himself in a star is born so he might have the cinema chops to pull off Bo's emotional roller coaster of a character

 

[BeautifulDayintheNeighborhood]

They should have ikehorse be played by Voldemort