Absolutely hilarious!
Take a step back and look at this "rivalry" from the outside:
Each fan base saying it isn't one (but it is, right?)
Each fan base saying it's the other teams super bowl (my favorite!)
Each fan base saying the other ones are ignorant and living in the boring state (as if either one is even remotely close to having a glimmer of excitement).
One fan base is desperately holding onto their glory days and the other, who never had such glory days and are definitely obnoxious, is basking in their dominance of a "blue blood" who are in the pits at the moment with no sign of emerging.
Haha!