Cracker Jill

[Charlie Marlow]

 

[solarpanels]

Is Jill really a Jack?

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

But, only one of those looks like a cracker to me. Although the one left from center looks a little sus as far as a "Jill" goes. Welp, time to boycott.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Lol....lame. Didn't even know they still made that stuff...apparently America didn't either so they decided to jump the shark. Hahaha. At least they used real girls, so that's nice.

 

[RedMyMind]

does it contain nuts?

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

does it contain nuts?

NO. Predictably, theyve been removed and replaced with more air.

Now had it been Cracker Pole Vaulters, thats uhh, something I could get behind.

 

[RedJensen]

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jill’s, jokes on you it’s an abortion pill!
^ Estrogen^

Edit. Inclusive remix

 

[Mrs.Jeans15]

Thought this was about the First lady.

 

[huskerfan66]

Thought this was about the First lady.

She ain't no cracker. Ask Joe.....you ain't black....

 

[huskerfan66]

When will companies learn? How did the minimal woke convince them?? Leave stuff alone!!

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

For a limited time only! And as a bonus, get your very own vial of bathtub HRT in every box...err, bag.

 

[nostromo78]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

 

[Baxter48]

Great… more wokeass bullshit. How long until some butch dyke demands the change to the lyrics of take me out to the ballpark ?

Definitely, someone please wake me up with we’re back to normal or close to it

 

[WHCSC]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

You fell right into their trap

 

[Anegada1]

Next up, Cracker Jenner ?

 

[TampaBaySkers]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

But only old white dudes eat Cracker Jacks 🤔

 

[huskerj12]

Good god who cares! Do some of you guys get offended by everything you see? Go enjoy your life! Stop looking for things to piss and moan about.

 

[pascal]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

Please be considerate and don't commit racial genocide by using the 'C' word.

I saw a video the other day with a panel of your modern women groaning on about every perceived sleight. One of them, the one with a brain, spoke up and told them to look at all the things around them. She said most, if not all, was made and moved by men.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Good god who cares! Do some of you guys get offended by everything you see? Go enjoy your life! Stop looking for things to piss and moan about.

Good point.. Nebraska sports has been enough to piss and moan about 🤣

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Good god who cares! Do some of you guys get offended by everything you see? Go enjoy your life! Stop looking for things to piss and moan about.

I only see one reply in this thread that fits the "Mad" mold...everyone else is just lol'ing about it. Perhaps you need a sense of humor tune up..

 

[yunginsNU2]

Next up, Cracker Jenner ?

Or Cracker them...wait what?

 

[Husker.Wed.]

I'd buy a case of them if the toy surprise inside was a picture of the Jill on the package with no clothes on, her paycheck in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.

 

[huskerdrb]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

I’m an old white dude, and I thought why didn’t I think of that. Now if it was someone that identified as a Jill, on the bag, then not so cool.

 

[Mrs.Jeans15]

Definitely, someone please wake me up with we’re back to normal or close to it

Never going back to normal. This country is screwed.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Never going back to normal. This country is screwed.

Maybe.. merry Christmas gives me hope. That was canceled in every store and was brought back.

 

[drubendall]

When will companies learn? How did the minimal woke convince them?? Leave stuff alone!!

Marketing world is now overrun with GenZ and millennials.

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

you’re lying. No one willingly parts with money to eat that crap, call Story though

 

[solarpanels]

It worked out great for BudLight....oh wait...

 

[Dean Pope]

How dare they celebrate women's sports! We're mad about this. Right?

 

[TampaBaySkers]

How dare they celebrate women's sports! We're mad about this. Right?

I think it’s the dudes that are playing women’s sports that is pissing folks off. One from the left has an Adam’s apple

 

[Lincoln100]

I think it’s the dudes that are playing women’s sports that is pissing folks off. One from the left has an Adam’s apple

Mysoginey. Was originally eve's apple. Damn toxic masculinity

 

[Meanfarmer3160]

That is racist.

 

[Lincoln100]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

Racism and ageism. Nice

 

[Lincoln100]

Good god who cares! Do some of you guys get offended by everything you see? Go enjoy your life! Stop looking for things to piss and moan about.

Says the guy bitching about a few posts from some randos. Although, I get it hits super close to home for you.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Cracker Jill?
More like Cracker Huge Guy In A Dress With 5 O'clock Shadow Creeping On Your Children In The Women's Bathroom Or School Locker Room.

Just kinda rolls off the tongue doesnt it?

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

You’re precious

 

[moralvictories]

Is Jill really a Jack?

Or perhaps Jack is really a Jill.

 

[Meanfarmer3160]

I bought and ate a bag of these the other day. Tasted the same as Cracker Jack, I showed my wife the artwork and was like, hey look, this is gonna piss off a ton of old white dudes, then I went on with my day and forgot it even happened. until now.

Ok nostrodumbass Iowa fan.

 

[Walleye79]

I didn't know cracker jacks were still a thing.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

The cracker part of the label offends me. I demand it be removed/renamed

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Lol jk. I’m not a sub-human dweeb that demands things are taken down or changed, when I can just ignore them.