We've cornered the market on the guys that have perpetual meat sweats. (Throwing Burnt Enema in there, b/c he seems to be on many wishlist). If any of those guys land here, they should sell Big Red Mumus.So we have a choice between Matt the spitter and the ever-sweating Patterson?
I don't want Patterson, he's already 62 years old and this job is gonna require a really high energy level.
Also, seeing Monken's name in that report, made me throw up in my mouth a little. The triple-option freaks just may get their wish. Might as well go independent and play a round-robin home/away with the service academies and invite The citadel. Start raiding the Dakota's, Wyoming and 8-Man football to keep the stream of underrated "diamond in the rough" try hards that are deciding whether to walk on at a NAIA school or fondly remember when they could throw a pigskin a quarter-mile or when they scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.