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You get ONE question at Rhules PC. What do you ask?

With the knowledge that you coulda sat on your ass for the next 4 years and made $38M for your trouble.... are you stupid?

Just kidding, I know these coaches are wired different and I think it's awesome a guy would rather live the coaching grind than sit on a sailboat and drink beer.
 
With the knowledge that you coulda sat on your ass for the next 4 years and made $38M for your trouble.... are you stupid?

Just kidding, I know these coaches are wired different and I think it's awesome a guy would rather live the coaching grind than sit on a sailboat and drink beer.
the best thing we could be getting is an insanely pissed at the world coach with everything to prove to everybody all the time

I hope Rhule is personally embarrassed by his stint in CAR & views this job as a chance to tell everybody who doubted him to F themselves every single fall Saturday
 
What will your approach be to strengthening our team along both the offensive and defensive lines? Is it personnel, depth, athleticism, effort, all of the above? how does it get rectified in short order?
 
Aside from these, what do you ask?

Onside kick philosophy?
Mickey retained?
Have you had a Runza?
Are the Blackshirts handed out yet?
Have you heard of Gate 25?
Will Big10 team have to adapt to your style?
Have you talked to Scott Shanle?
Is Jason Peters on staff?
Could you please not wear one of those nylon pullover things on the sidelines?
 
Aside from these, what do you ask?

Onside kick philosophy?
Mickey retained?
Have you had a Runza?
Are the Blackshirts handed out yet?
Have you heard of Gate 25?
Will Big10 team have to adapt to your style?
Have you talked to Scott Shanle?
Is Jason Peters on staff?
Will you run the ball from the I ?
 
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Aside from these, what do you ask?

Onside kick philosophy?
Mickey retained?
Have you had a Runza?
Are the Blackshirts handed out yet?
Have you heard of Gate 25?
Will Big10 team have to adapt to your style?
Have you talked to Scott Shanle?
Is Jason Peters on staff?
If those are the first questions…
“Are you sorry yet?”
 
Have you ever pissed your pants on the sideline?
If someone interferes with your program, is he a crusty old f?
Did you consider the Wisconsin loss just another loss, just another season?
Are you going to ride your bike to the stadium?
Does this job constitute one last big adventure?
Do you expect to be awarded the Ohio State job when it opens up?
Do you have a thug squad to monitor the internet and confront offenders in hotel basements?
How often do you make throat-slashing gestures toward opposing student sections?
 
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