Way OT: how old were you when you lost your virginity?

[Sinomatic]

So we have a lot of females on this board then… and one slvt lost her virginity at 11

"Truth or Dare" with older kids in the neighborhood, seen some porn tapes from the 80's, without really understanding the conjunction function I just layed on top of her and she spread the sea and boom.

She said "What was that?"

I said, "I dont know".

She said, "It feels like I got to pee"

I said, "Me too"

I got scared and got up and ran out from under the stairs....which is where are the "Dares" took place.

True story. Not intent, just playing a game with the older kids and I was deflowered unceremoniously at the tender age of 11 by literally the girl next door.

 

[dragonraider1]

"Truth or Dare" with older kids in the neighborhood, seen some porn tapes from the 80's, without really understanding the conjunction function I just layed on top of her and she spread the sea and boom.

She said "What was that?"

I said, "I dont know".

She said, "It feels like I got to pee"

I said, "Me too"

I got scared and got up and ran out from under the stairs....which is where are the "Dares" took place.

True story. Not intent, just playing a game with the older kids and I was deflowered unceremoniously at the tender age of 11 by literally the girl next door.

Lucky you dodged the ovulation bullet or you would be paying child support as a seasoned stud at 12.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Didn’t see that you’re 90. God bless ya

By the way, I knew when he said he was in his 9th decade that he was a real senior, that's why I commented that he'd mellow as he gets older. LOL

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Technically, only the female sex can lose their virginity

I thought I read on the Open Scrolls one time that scope had his cherry popped at an early age. lol

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

No wonder my apple pie attempt didn’t work. 🥺

First of all, you need a peach pie cause its a much softer fruit.

 

[RedMyMind]

I thought I read on the Open Scrolls one time that scope had his cherry popped at an early age. lol

by a rodeo clown

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Jesus, talk about a funny but not forgotten memory. You ain't kidding.

Nowadays thats not an issue since they teach that in 6th grade to the girls using a cucumber.
That is true. But sometimes, I assume they should be using a dill pickle.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Lucky you dodged the ovulation bullet or you would be paying child support as a seasoned stud at 12.

Hell he could have been a grandpa at 27.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

by a rodeo clown

Damn, I wish I could edit that right into my original comment. Good one Red.

 

[NikkiSixx]

14.. will never forget how it came about.. was hanging out with the kids in the neighborhood on the edge of the golf course, and the big fattie pulled her shorts to the side, showing me her beaver, while no body else saw what she was doing.. you can imagine how big my eyes got.. then she did it again a few moments later, as if to reinforce that I was actually seeing what I was seeing. Set up a time at like midnight to meet her.. I was actually scared out of my mind, but she showed up.. we had sex on the lawn outside the back of her townhouse.. then I ran home and profusely washed myself and tried to avoid her for the rest of the summer.

 

[c3o]

By the way, I knew when he said he was in his 9th decade that he was a real senior, that's why I commented that he'd mellow as he gets older. LOL

Yeah, you caught it and I didn’t. Amazing he’s posting here

 

[huskerfan66]

14.. will never forget how it came about.. was hanging out with the kids in the neighborhood on the edge of the golf course, and the big fattie pulled her shorts to the side, showing me her beaver, while no body else saw what she was doing.. you can imagine how big my eyes got.. then she did it again a few moments later, as if to reinforce that I was actually seeing what I was seeing. Set up a time at like midnight to meet her.. I was actually scared out of my mind, but she showed up.. we had sex on the lawn outside the back of her townhouse.. then I ran home and profusely washed myself and tried to avoid her for the rest of the summer.

Fat bottom girls

 

[RedMyMind]

14.. will never forget how it came about.. was hanging out with the kids in the neighborhood on the edge of the golf course, and the big fattie pulled her shorts to the side, showing me her beaver, while no body else saw what she was doing.. you can imagine how big my eyes got.. then she did it again a few moments later, as if to reinforce that I was actually seeing what I was seeing. Set up a time at like midnight to meet her.. I was actually scared out of my mind, but she showed up.. we had sex on the lawn outside the back of her townhouse.. then I ran home and profusely washed myself and tried to avoid her for the rest of the summer.

All I could think about after reading this is the gopher from Caddy Shack

 

[huskerfan66]

All I could think about after reading this is the gopher from Caddy Shack

Bend over and bark like a dog

 

[dragonraider1]

by a rodeo clown

The clown tossed him over the barrel, but the bull fixed the wagon. The orgasm was heard from Cheyenne to Calgary.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Fat bottom girls

The kind of girl when you tell 'em to haul ass, they have to make 2 trips.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

The clown tossed him over the barrel, but the bull fixed the wagon. The orgasm was heard from Cheyenne to Calgary.

That incident helped coined the saying, "fast as bunny, hard as a bull."

 

[dragonraider1]

The kind of girl when you tell 'em to haul ass, they have to make 2 trips.

Altus, I have enjoyed knowing and working with many plus sized women in my life, but I do not recall one needing help taking half of herself to the restroom. Not even in Oklahoma.