Way OT: how old were you when you lost your virginity?
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I thought I read on the Open Scrolls one time that scope had his cherry popped at an early age. lol
by a rodeo clown
Nowadays thats not an issue since they teach that in 6th grade to the girls using a cucumber.
That is true. But sometimes, I assume they should be using a dill pickle.
14.. will never forget how it came about.. was hanging out with the kids in the neighborhood on the edge of the golf course, and the big fattie pulled her shorts to the side, showing me her beaver, while no body else saw what she was doing.. you can imagine how big my eyes got.. then she did it again a few moments later, as if to reinforce that I was actually seeing what I was seeing. Set up a time at like midnight to meet her.. I was actually scared out of my mind, but she showed up.. we had sex on the lawn outside the back of her townhouse.. then I ran home and profusely washed myself and tried to avoid her for the rest of the summer.
Yeah, you caught it and I didn’t. Amazing he’s posting here
All I could think about after reading this is the gopher from Caddy Shack
The clown tossed him over the barrel, but the bull fixed the wagon. The orgasm was heard from Cheyenne to Calgary.
The kind of girl when you tell 'em to haul ass, they have to make 2 trips.
That incident helped coined the saying, "fast as bunny, hard as a bull."
Altus, I have enjoyed knowing and working with many plus sized women in my life, but I do not recall one needing help taking half of herself to the restroom. Not even in Oklahoma.
When I was initially in the Acct and Finance office, one of the civilians was a flipping knockout. I still remember her name Sharon K. Booker. Hot and just the nicest woman.
At the ripe old age of 18+ 3 months I "fell in love" with a gorgeous high school girl that worked at the Altus Sonic drive-in. We went out together and I even had supper with her family. They were nice and she was sweet as all get out, yet something didn't feel right. I am glad I never got her top off, otherwise lust might have taken over and changed my life from a young man full of ambition into obligations of a young man with a child bride. That was early Winter of 1973.
BTW, I think I also have met your Sharon K. Booker. The name is familiar, I think a co-worker and roommate did time with her. The life of the USAF can be a small world at times. I think sometimes that you and I have likely spoken to each other at one time or another in Oklahoma. Do not DM. Let the mystery live.
When I got to Altus, Sharon was in the office, and by the time I got ready to leave to deactivate Richards-Gebaur in Missouri she was pregnant, but she had been married the entire time. It's been 52 years but I can literally name every person who worked in that office. I have to admit, I really liked almost everything about the Air Force. I named my son after my best friend who was from Binghamton, NY. and actually worked in the base library.
Dragon, IF you ever had a pay problem or needed to have an allotment taken out it is quite possible I did wait on you, and that would have been cool to know.
Sir, I have so much respect for you after reading the way you've cared for you wife these last dozen years. Salute!!
Sidenote, I bet I went to that Altus Sonic Drive-In 50 times!! A buddy of mine, Greg Trappuzano from Pittsburgh always ordered a "a foot long hot dog with no veins" and they would say, "what?" He'd say, "I need a foot long hot dog with no change." Funnier than shit at the time.
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