JFC, talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.Are you secretly enjoying just trolling all of us with this act, laughing at how everyone reacts with such hostility to what is clearly just a joke on your part that you are a recruiting analyst? Because this really is getting comical and I love reading all of the responses to your ruse, as I chuckle to myself that nobody seems to get that this is all a big Kabuki theatre joke on your part.
Because... this is a joke. Right?? You are not really trying to convince us that you are an analyst. Right?? Because nobody believes that. NOBODY.BELIEVES.THAT. And you have to know that nobody believes that. Therefore, the only reason you are continuing the deception is that you are finding humor in it. Otherwise, the only other conclusion to reach is that you are a flaming idiot.
Get out of here with this jealous nonsense. We are all lucky as hell to have someone of his caliber on the board.