Three reasons why Nebraska beats penn state

[Bugeater]

Darn, can’t think of any.

 

[coachDubs]

1. Penn State doesn't show up, literally
2. Teams switch players and coaches
3. NCAA allows Nebraska to play with 33 on each side of the ball

 

[TwinsRRUs]

1. Penn State doesn't show up, literally
2. Teams switch players and coaches
3. NCAA allows Nebraska to play with 33 on each side of the ball

#3... not sure we would win in that scenario...

 

[husker2612]

#3... not sure we would win in that scenario...

True that would just benefit Penn. Our guys already just run into eachother. This would just be more so. lol

 

[Clevinger]

Possible scenarios where we win:

1) Divine intervention
2) Their coach is in the pocket of organized crime and purposely loses.
3) Flu sweeps through their team.

 

[newAD]

1. Food poisoning
2. Flu bug in Happy Valley
3. With any luck the PSU starters get arrested for shoplifting sunglasses.

 

[f00tball_fan]

What if they let Jerry Sandusky out and he sneaks into the showers after Friday’s practice and gives them a “pep” talk?

That might distract them enough.

 

[Husker Sledge]

Maybe we have a chance if our dancing bears magically turn into fighting sows?

 

[regibson1]

1. Penn State's soccer team shows up instead and we are able to beat them in overtime.
2. There is a torrential downpour during the whole game and no one is able to maintain their footing on the field. We score on a field goal before the rain starts and we win 3 to 0.
3. All the defensive players on Penn State are ruled academically ineligible before the game and their offense has to play both ways. We win with Ozigbo scoring a touchdown on the final play that puts him over 100 yards for the game.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

#1- The Strain
#2- Penn State is still suffering from Bill O’Brien toxins
#3- Karma from them being cool with child rape

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

They can be beat. You guys are going to need to play the best defense of the year but you have the weapons to keep up in anything but an out and out drag race.

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Darn, can’t think of any.

Mike Mc Queary plays QB, and asks the Big Red if they want to come hear The sound of "rhythmic clapping sounds" coming from their shower.

 

[RedSea]

Their defenders are laughing so hard at our OL that they can't stay on their feet. (OK, so this will only get us a tie, but anything can happen in overtime.)