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The Future of Recruiting

cruelhalo

Defensive Coordinator
Jun 27, 2003
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Nebraska article on recruiting a few years from now.

"Yesterday, Nebraska has allegedly agreed to terms with several newlywed couples. While the full details of the contracts have not yet been made available, some information is starting to leak from inside sources close to the matter.

It is believed Nebraska football and Matt Rhule hold the right of first refusal on several male newborns of those couples. The agreements allow the Nebraska coaching staff, medical personnel and genetics experts a 30-day review of potential football recruits and the right to walk away.

In other Nebraska football news, the FDA and several medical organizations have placed a temporary hold on the joint collaboration between Nebraska football, Google and Nebraska Medical to farm human embryos for future football recruits.

And finally, the NCAA, Big Ten and SEC have agreed that player waivers can occur prior to a player's seventh year of college with several stipulations and mitigating circumstances.
 
Nebraska article on recruiting a few years from now.

"Yesterday, Nebraska has allegedly agreed to terms with several newlywed couples. While the full details of the contracts have not yet been made available, some information is starting to leak from inside sources close to the matter.

It is believed Nebraska football and Matt Rhule hold the right of first refusal on several male newborns of those couples. The agreements allow the Nebraska coaching staff, medical personnel and genetics experts a 30-day review of potential football recruits and the right to walk away.

In other Nebraska football news, the FDA and several medical organizations have placed a temporary hold on the joint collaboration between Nebraska football, Google and Nebraska Medical to farm human embryos for future football recruits.

And finally, the NCAA, Big Ten and SEC have agreed that player waivers can occur prior to a player's seventh year of college with several stipulations and mitigating circumstances.
Foul. Foul. Foul. Someone is going to throw the red flag because it's a b1g and $ec exclusive
 
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