The Future of Recruiting

[cruelhalo]

Nebraska article on recruiting a few years from now.

"Yesterday, Nebraska has allegedly agreed to terms with several newlywed couples. While the full details of the contracts have not yet been made available, some information is starting to leak from inside sources close to the matter.

It is believed Nebraska football and Matt Rhule hold the right of first refusal on several male newborns of those couples. The agreements allow the Nebraska coaching staff, medical personnel and genetics experts a 30-day review of potential football recruits and the right to walk away.

In other Nebraska football news, the FDA and several medical organizations have placed a temporary hold on the joint collaboration between Nebraska football, Google and Nebraska Medical to farm human embryos for future football recruits.

And finally, the NCAA, Big Ten and SEC have agreed that player waivers can occur prior to a player's seventh year of college with several stipulations and mitigating circumstances.

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

"Jay-Onn is looking to become the first transgender athelete to win a Women's College Basketball player of the year award and Heisman in the same season."

 

[BugsAreQualityProtein]

Rhule should be offering scholarships to Suh’s twin boys already.

 

[huskerfan66]

Nebraska article on recruiting a few years from now.

"Yesterday, Nebraska has allegedly agreed to terms with several newlywed couples. While the full details of the contracts have not yet been made available, some information is starting to leak from inside sources close to the matter.

It is believed Nebraska football and Matt Rhule hold the right of first refusal on several male newborns of those couples. The agreements allow the Nebraska coaching staff, medical personnel and genetics experts a 30-day review of potential football recruits and the right to walk away.

In other Nebraska football news, the FDA and several medical organizations have placed a temporary hold on the joint collaboration between Nebraska football, Google and Nebraska Medical to farm human embryos for future football recruits.

And finally, the NCAA, Big Ten and SEC have agreed that player waivers can occur prior to a player's seventh year of college with several stipulations and mitigating circumstances.

Foul. Foul. Foul. Someone is going to throw the red flag because it's a b1g and $ec exclusive

 

[ADV1]

Rhule should be offering scholarships to Suh’s twin boys already.

RIGHT! Imagine 2 of that dude on the line! LOL!

 

[Laner2]

Me and Jordan Larson, we got a thang going on.

 

[Jesseblackshirts43]

My running back, my choice

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Rhule should be offering scholarships to Suh’s twin boys already.

Second coming of Lucious and Dewey Selmon.

 

[Dean Pope]

I think the future of recruiting includes agents enriching HS sophomores and juniors in order to get a cut of future "earnings". Then the next bit of news will be agents suing HS kids for reimbursement when the 16 year old kid doesn't sign with a school that will pay six figures for coming to their school.

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

I think the future of recruiting includes agents enriching HS sophomores and juniors in order to get a cut of future "earnings". Then the next bit of news will be agents suing HS kids for reimbursement when the 16 year old kid doesn't sign with a school that will pay six figures for coming to their school.

I don't believe kids under 18 can sign an enforceable contract.

 

[Dean Pope]

I don't believe kids under 18 can sign an enforceable contract.

Yeah could be, but that's why I predict lawsuits. Agents sign with birth Dad, handshake deal with the kid, sponsor the 7 on 7 travel team, whatever. Sh*t show on the way.