Scott Frost and a Priest walk into a bar...

[HominidHusker]

Frost: “Father I’ve been down on my luck.”
Priest: “Well let’s have a drink and we can talk it over.”
Barkeeper: “What can I get you gentlemen?”
Priest: “I’ll have a glass of your finest whiskey”
Frost: “Make that 2”

(drinks served, priest takes a sip with an appreciation for the spirit)
Priest: “You know, crafting something special like this takes a particular skill and wisdom..... so what seems to be bothering you my son?”

(Frost pours out his whiskey on the floor, pulls down his pants, and fills the empty glass with piss before chugging away, urine spilling all over his face... priest in utter shock at what he’s seeing)
Frost: “I feel like people just don’t understand me sometimes, but they pay me well, so maybe things really aren’t so bad.”

 

[Uncle Donny]

Wtf. How drunk are you?

 

[HominidHusker]

Wtf. How drunk are you?

Not drunk enough

 

[ThunderPhillips95]

Frost: “Father I’ve been down on my luck.”
Priest: “Well let’s have a drink and we can talk it over.”
Barkeeper: “What can I get you gentlemen?”
Priest: “I’ll have a glass of your finest whiskey”
Frost: “Make that 2”

(drinks served, priest takes a sip with an appreciation for the spirit)
Priest: “You know, crafting something special like this takes a particular skill and wisdom..... so what seems to be bothering you my son?”

(Frost pours out his whiskey on the floor, pulls down his pants, and fills the empty glass with piss before chugging away, urine spilling all over his face... priest in utter shock at what he’s seeing)
Frost: “I feel like people just don’t understand me sometimes, but they pay me well, so maybe things really aren’t so bad.”

Lol

...which one sucks the baby's pen1s?

 

[HominidHusker]

Lol

...which one sucks the baby's pen1s?

ooooh... now you’re getting dark!

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

 

[HuskerOH]

I'm surprised a priest would be seen with Frost

 

[mgbreis]

I really though Bo and Smilin' Mike would figure into this joke somewhere. Ah well.

 

[c3o]

 

[dinglefritz]

Not drunk enough

Made me laugh out loud....

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Made me laugh out loud....

The name of the poster questioning him makes me laugh even harder.

 

[BradWesley]

 

[mikecanale]

Frost: “Father I’ve been down on my luck.”
Priest: “Well let’s have a drink and we can talk it over.”
Barkeeper: “What can I get you gentlemen?”
Priest: “I’ll have a glass of your finest whiskey”
Frost: “Make that 2”

(drinks served, priest takes a sip with an appreciation for the spirit)
Priest: “You know, crafting something special like this takes a particular skill and wisdom..... so what seems to be bothering you my son?”

(Frost pours out his whiskey on the floor, pulls down his pants, and fills the empty glass with piss before chugging away, urine spilling all over his face... priest in utter shock at what he’s seeing)
Frost: “I feel like people just don’t understand me sometimes, but they pay me well, so maybe things really aren’t so bad.”

This is disgusting and what's even more troubling, it's not even remotely funny.

 

[Bugeater]

Frost: “Father I’ve been down on my luck.”
Priest: “Well let’s have a drink and we can talk it over.”
Barkeeper: “What can I get you gentlemen?”
Priest: “I’ll have a glass of your finest whiskey”
Frost: “Make that 2”

(drinks served, priest takes a sip with an appreciation for the spirit)
Priest: “You know, crafting something special like this takes a particular skill and wisdom..... so what seems to be bothering you my son?”

(Frost pours out his whiskey on the floor, pulls down his pants, and fills the empty glass with piss before chugging away, urine spilling all over his face... priest in utter shock at what he’s seeing)
Frost: “I feel like people just don’t understand me sometimes, but they pay me well, so maybe things really aren’t so bad.”

Seriously lame.

 

[HominidHusker]

@mikecanale
@Bugeater

It’s just a metaphor (even if not satisfying everyone’s taste*) meant to capture the disgust and nonsense of such things as going for an onside kick when up 11 in the 3rd quarter. So yes, very lame and not remotely funny in that regard.
Accept my apology for any offense caused for you. Cheers!

 

[TheWayITellEm]

@mikecanale
@Bugeater

It’s just a metaphor (even if not satisfying everyone’s taste*) meant to capture the disgust and nonsense of such things as going for an onside kick when up 11 in the 3rd quarter. So yes, very lame and not remotely funny in that regard.
Accept my apology for any offense caused for you. Cheers!

"Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness." -John Wayne

Plus it was a good joke.

 

[Bugeater]

"Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness." -John Wayne

Plus it was a good joke.

No, it was not a good joke, far from it. Carry on.

 

[tro80]

I chuckled.

 

[blackbones]

BUT DID HE PUKE!!!! He isn't hard core unless HE PUKED!!!!!

 

[WC_'sker]

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"