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SB halftime shows

Cutting edge lyrics I tell you. How many awards will she win for this trash? Millions of Americans watching, and we are treated with this junk.

Bauserman>Beyonce

Lyrics to Formation (What happened after New Orleans!?)
(Bitch... I'm back by popular demand!)

Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin’...)
I’m so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that Negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma
I like my baby hair, with baby hair and afros
I like my Negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all his money but they never take the country out me
I got hot sauce in my bag, swag!

Oh yeah baby, oh yeah I
Ohhhhh, oh yes I like that
I did not come to play with you hoes
I came to slay, bitch
I like cornbreads and collard greens, bitch
Oh yes, you best to believe it

Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin’...)
I’m so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma
I like my baby hair, with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all his money but they never take the country out me
I got hot sauce in my bag, swag

I see it, I want it
I stunt, yeah, little hornet
I dream it, I work hard
I grind ‘til I own it
I twirl all my haters
Albino alligators
El Camino with the ceiling low
Sippin’ Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off, I go off
I go hard, I go hard
Get what’s mine, take what’s mine
I’m a star, I’m a star
Cause I slay, slay
I slay, hey, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, all day, okay
I slay, okay, I slay okay
We gon’ slay, slay
Gon’ slay, okay
We slay, okay
I slay, okay
I slay, okay
Okay, okay, I slay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let’s get in formation, cause I slay
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, cause I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination
Slay trick, or you get eliminated

When he **** me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
When he **** me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay
Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some J’s, let him shop up, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
You might just be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay
I might just be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay

I see it, I want it
I stunt, yeah, little hornet
I dream it, I work hard
I grind ‘til I own it
I twirl all my haters
Albino alligators
El Camino with the ceiling low
Sippin’ Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off, I go off
I go hard, I go hard
Get what’s mine, take what’s mine
I’m a star, I’m a star
Cause I slay, slay
I slay, hey, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, all day, okay
I slay, okay, I slay okay
We gon’ slay, slay
Gon’ slay, okay
We slay, okay
I slay, okay
I slay, okay
Okay, okay, I slay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let’s get in formation, 'cause I slay
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, cause I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination
Slay trick, or you get eliminated

Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, I slay!
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation!
You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation
Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper

Girl I hear something, thunder
 
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Please please please just end them. Show some game highlights or analysis. This is awful.

While I totally agree (I used to loathe the Orange Bowl crapfest) this is all on the NFL. They get ratings and that is all they care about. If they get all the family to tune in instead of just the males then they win. You can just turn to ESPN at halftime and you won't be bothered. Lucky for me I DVR'd the game and fast-forwarded over all that crap.
 
Some of those lyrics are goofy (the Red Lobster part) but what is racist?
 
Im thinking more carrie underwood or selina gomez...or both at the same time! Cool

I don't think they are going to get ozzy or angus,,, even though they have a degenerate tribute to the black panthers.
 
That was entirely average. Unless you can bring the Beatles back to life you're going to have a hard time picking a show that appeases everyone. "So they picked Coldplay - who nobody really likes - but nobody entirely hates either."

You know, that's very true. I don't hate Coldplay. They just bore me. It's like really really watered down Radiohead.

And watching Beyonce dance in those 80s fashion outfits just makes me chuckle.
 
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I thought it was a pretty bad show, especially since the Coldplay frontman can't sing unless he is crouching apparently...
What as with the stooped Global Citizen get up? I thought that was supposed to be Non Political yet they push that garbage and the Black Panthers?
 
As most would expect, I generally don't have much use for the halftime shows. I do have two that I remember pretty well. I liked the one where Tom Petty played, and the arrow stage pierced the heart stage. I thought that was very cool. And anytime Diana Ross graces the stage, it's a special event. Even if it was a medley. Those are really the only two I have a somewhat favorable recollection of.
 
Was not impressed with her homage to the black panther party. Akin to someone getting up in a white sheet. But she was applauded. Double standards in this country. What a mess.
 
Was not impressed with her homage to the black panther party. Akin to someone getting up in a white sheet. But she was applauded. Double standards in this country. What a mess.


It's retaliation for this:
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Was not impressed with her homage to the black panther party. Akin to someone getting up in a white sheet. But she was applauded. Double standards in this country. What a mess.

Did you catch the "justice for (insert guy who was holding a large knife and wouldn't drop it here) " sign? I think I've had about enough of Beyoncé, she needs to go away, or at least stay far far away from the SB.
 
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Hold on ace.....just a scant few years ago I said this after the SB game she performed at and about started a riot. Nothing an Ode to the BP party at the SB game.
Wouldn't have been me. Being an 'artist' is one thing, being a political activist is another, especially on one of the biggest stages in the world, the Super Bowl.
 
i think you missed the ppoint BB. with all due respect. at least mr. little stopped wearing it fried, dyed, and laid on the side when he made the change.
 
i think you missed the ppoint BB. with all due respect. at least mr. little stopped wearing it fried, dyed, and laid on the side when he made the change.

I think you are missing my point. Is there outrage when brunettes die their hair blonde? After all, they are not proud of their brunette heritage. :rolleyes:
 
Beyonce=overrated

Beyonce just makes me chuckle when I watch her perform. But that holds true for all choreographed dancers. From her Lynda Carter Wonder Women-esque 70s outfits, to her gyrating, it's just comical to me. Gyrating and grinding when dancing is sooo not my scene. She's a nice looking lady, but she's like a glorified lap dancer.
 
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I did think it was ironic that her song said she proud of being black and having Jackson 5 nostrils, yet she died her hair blonde. Pretty hypocritical.

Make that Jackson 4 nostrils. Michael screwed his looks up bad. The guy looked so much better without any work done. He looked like an actual guy on the cover of Off the Wall. And he looked healthy. He should have left things alone.

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We all see things differently. I saw a young mother trying to sqeeze into a skimpy outfit that was designed for someone 20 pounds lighter and ten years younger.

You don't like Beyonce's performance because it was designed for someone 20 pounds lighter and ten years younger. :p
 
Don't overthink it. It's a halftime show. It's supposed to be more spectacle than anything else. If there happens to be good music with that, than that's just a bonus.

Coldplay- alright band, but having them play superbowl halftime is like having tommy armstrong run a pass pro offense. square peg - round hole.
Bruno Mars- not bad singer, much more the entertainer. fine by me.
Beyonce- meh. feel like its more of the same from her honestly. never been a fan of her team's choreography.
 
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