OT: Your favorite funny movie line/quote

[B1G RED RULES]

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So many lines in one clip...
- snots drank a half quart of Penzoil
- snots, get on in the kitchen and get something to eat.
- Mississippi Leghound - if he latches on, it's best to let him finish
- kid starting his career. College? No, the carnival
- the yak woman, ugly as sin but a hell of a cook
- Eddie, can I get you something to drink, drive you in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

 

[HuskerO]

Dumb and Dumber - Big gulps huh ? [HD]

 

[c2o]

If that * doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more.

 

[c2o]

There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked.
So I spent most of my time looking for beer.

 

[c2o]

This town needs an enema.
I don't really like that quote, but for some reason, I keep thinking it while reading this board.

 

[newAD]

This town needs an enema.
I don't really like that quote, but for some reason, I keep thinking it while reading this board.

 

[Husker.Wed.]

Not a comedy but Saturday Night Fever
Connie (a young Fran Drescher): Are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
Tony Minaro and Connie go out and dance.
Connie: Connie is still waiting for her answer, are you as good in bed as you are on the dance floor?
Tony: If you are as good in bed as you are dancin, you must be one bum f@#$
Connie: Then how come guys always send me flowers in the morning?
Tony: Maybe they thought you was dead. Ever think about that? They thought you was dead.