OT: Your favorite funny movie line/quote
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All dames are alike.
They reach down your throat,
grab your heart... and pull it out.
They throw it on the floor... and
they step on it with their high heels.
They spit on it, shove it in the oven,
then cook the shit out of it.
They slice it into little pieces,
slam it on a hunk of toast...
...and they serve it to ya.
They expect you to say
"Thanks, honey, it's delicious."
Well, it's not delicious, Juliet Forrest.
They reach down your throat,
grab your heart... and pull it out.
They throw it on the floor... and
they step on it with their high heels.
They spit on it, shove it in the oven,
then cook the shit out of it.
They slice it into little pieces,
slam it on a hunk of toast...
...and they serve it to ya.
They expect you to say
"Thanks, honey, it's delicious."
Well, it's not delicious, Juliet Forrest.
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
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Tommy Boy
too many to post. A few that come to mind.....
Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross
Norton's mirror speech in 25th Hour
Mark Wahlberg explaining to Leo why he's not a cop in The Departed
The final scene of Rudy
Funny How? from Goodfellas
Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross
Norton's mirror speech in 25th Hour
Mark Wahlberg explaining to Leo why he's not a cop in The Departed
The final scene of Rudy
Funny How? from Goodfellas
you know what I love about high school girls....the older I get, they just stay the same.....alright, alright, alright
"Maaaaan... we ain't found S***" Space Balls combing the desert sceen
or
"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so." Cousin Eddie in "Christmas Vacation"
That's a great one!!!
I also really like
Billy Madison's Dad: "Oh Billy, my Billy boy! When is it your ever going to find whatever it is your looking for?"
Pan scene
Billy: "Here's a nice piece of S***"
So many to post-- and kudos to redwine65 for quoting from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, one of the most underrated comedies ever.
I'm quoting from Blazing Saddles, and if you haven't seen this it won't make any sense, but it's................
"excuse my while I whip this out".
I'm quoting from Blazing Saddles, and if you haven't seen this it won't make any sense, but it's................
"excuse my while I whip this out".
Billy Madison quote on "....and may God have mercy on your soul" is probably one of the most quoted here for stupid posts!
Way more that 1 line but this has to be one of the funniest movie scenes ever. (Warning for Language and subject matter)
"How many a$$holes do we have on this ship??"
"It's got a pool and a pond...pond would be better for you..."
GBR
"It's got a pool and a pond...pond would be better for you..."
GBR
Yes to GlenGarry Glen Ross !!!!
Also Nathan Jessup;
Col. Jessep: " There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."
Col. Jessep: " Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this ****ing heat is making me absolutely crazy."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
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