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OT: opinion about situation with wife

There are people you should never allow in your home when your wife is home alone:

Personal trainers.
Neighbors.
Plumbers.
Handymen.
Cable installers.
Milkmen.
Mailmen.
Mattress testers.

Everybody knows this.
Don't forget relatives and liquor store owners. Scratch that. Let the liquor store owners come...
 
Pharmaceutical salesman as well. Pfizer and Eli Lilly reps in particular. Nothing begets an unrealistic wife quite like a priapism.
 
Should I expect photos of suspected cheating wife.

I feel they are warranted under the circumstances.
 
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As "long" as Jim is not as "large" as your bathroom I suspect he will "tighten" your wife up a bit!

No worries here!
 
If the trainer could find a way to take golden showers with 2-3 chicks at the same time, he might just be qualified to be President.
 
There are people you should never allow in your home when your wife is home alone:

Personal trainers.
Neighbors.
Plumbers.
Handymen.
Cable installers.
Milkmen.
Mailmen.
Mattress testers.

Everybody knows this.

Any dudes with pump in their job description or "pumps" in the truck - not allowed alone with the wife at home.
 
If ya played it right, next shower workout, gun em both down. Crime of passion, you'll be out in 10 years with a sympathetic jury, maybe less. Write a book, Lifetime movie channel deal. Don't tell anyone you planned it.
I can see this
 
Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.
Most personal trainers are gay to begin with so I doubt you have anything to worrry about.
 
I got a post removed commenting on sexual inmorality, so no comment..
but there are mods....I was wondering with the iowa trolls
 
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