OT: opinion about situation with wife

[SeaOfRed75]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

 

[JohnRossEwing]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

This...

Is...


AWESOME

 

[huskerfan66]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

This is a serious question???????

 

[Cloud@Heart]

Happy wife, happy life.... Train away, honey!

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

There just has to be a James Comey joke in there somewhere....

 

[jimbosc]

Happy wife, happy life. Hope you signed a favorable prenup. And probably time to get a mistress unless you prefer porn.

 

[newAD]

Does Jim have a hot wife that needs a workout partner?

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Totally normal. Nothing wrong with that. Any age of people can innocently mingle and shower 1-on-1 with each other. It's always just horseplay, nothing more.

 

[TheBeav815]

Clearly Jim needs to fire you.

 

[Charlie Marlow]

Hire Jim's boss's son as your CEO/Trustee

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Clearly Jim needs to fire you.

What if Jim's colleagues have discussed this, and decided (via a verifiable electronic email thread) that Jim might give the company a black eye, therefore they have decided this is really nothing.

Just as it should be, and I think God needs to be brought into this to prove that anyone that disagrees is just a bad person.

 

[JohnRossEwing]

Totally normal. Nothing wrong with that. Any age if people can innocently mingle and shower 1-on-1 with each other. It's always just horseplay, nothing more.

Maybe even build a statue of the trainer...that guy is clearly going above and beyond.

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

Well played SeaofRed75. Well played

 

[TheBeav815]

What if Jim's colleagues have discussed this, and decided (via a verifiable electronic email thread) that Jim might give the company a black eye, therefore they have decided this is really nothing.

Just as it should be, and I think God needs to be brought into this to prove that anyone that disagrees is just a bad person.

Well obviously people who disagree are not only morally (and physically) weak, but probably also evil.

 

[Cloud@Heart]

Are there any kids or family members that will be affected by this "arrangement"?

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

Will your wife be working with other trainers in your workout room?

 

[TheBeav815]

If this is what it takes to get the workout room renovated, then the ends justify the means.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

If this is what it takes to get the workout room renovated, then the ends justify the means.

Ha. That made me chuckle out loud

 

[SeaOfRed75]

Will your wife be working with other trainers in your workout room?

Wait a minute, wouldnt it be Jim the trainer "training " other wives in my metaphor, I mean real life story?

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Are there any kids or family members that will be affected by this "arrangement"?

I think you meant to say "supposed" kids or family member. And no, to hell with them and their feelings.

 

[Bremser]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

You HAVE to fire the gardiner TODAY! Doesn't matter how you do it. Just get rid of the ba$tard! He may have seen something, and you need to delay the inevitable. Good luck.

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

Wait a minute, wouldnt it be Jim the trainer "training " other wives in my metaphor, I mean real life story?

Maybe, maybe not. It's your wife's workout room and shower.

 

[Mack In Motion]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

It all depends. Is Jim lifetime friends with someone powerful enough in your community that they have named much of it after him?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Jim is harmless, nothing to see here.

 

[schuele]

Did you report this immediately to a charity in which Jim is active?

If so, all is well. No need for further action on your part.

 

[keilwitzg]

Better question. Do you have pics of her in Yoga pants?

 

[bigboxes]

Better question. Do you have pics of her in Yoga pants?

 

[Mack In Motion]

Looks like that trainer is SOLID developing the lower body

 

[Cloud@Heart]

No one messes with Jim........

 

[mkbrkloster]

That sound many of you hear is the point going way over your head.

 

[tarheelhusker]

You have a prob if the towel was wrapped around jumbo's bootay or hanging on his appendage ?

Take it like a man, RUN!

 

[Baxter48]

Ok so I need some outside opinions about something that happened with my wife.

So I come home the other day when I normally wouldnt be home. I think I hear some "sex" sounding noises coming from the master shower which is quite large. I walk into the bathroom and my wife appears from in the shower and is naked. Now our neighbor "Jim" who is a personal trainer also appears from in the shower with a towel on. They finished their showers.
Later I asked my wife what was going on and she said they had just finished working out and needed a shower. Sounded a little fishy. So I went over right away to my Dad's house and asked his opinion. He wasnt sure either if anything was happening either so we called a family friend of his who happens to be a doctor. He asked me if I actually SAW anything. Nope.
So I was wondering if people think I should do anything or continue to let Jim continue to train my wife in our workout room? He is a really nice guy and a great personal trainer and all.

 

[Baxter48]

You have a prob if the towel was wrapped around jumbo's bootay or hanging on his appendage ?

Take it like a man, RUN!

Why isn't you wife going to a gym or the Y I don't care if Jim is a neighbor and personal trainer
This shouldn't be happening at your house, my wife wouldn't be in a predicament like this and I'm
Guess most wife's wouldn't either, Fire Jim now!!! You want mutual trust you probably need to have
A heart to heart talk with your wife unless you two are in a open marriage

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

Why isn't you wife going to a gym or the Y I don't care if Jim is a neighbor and personal trainer
This shouldn't be happening at your house, my wife wouldn't be in a predicament like this and I'm
Guess most wife's wouldn't either, Fire Jim now!!! You want mutual trust you probably need to have
A heart to heart talk with your wife unless you two are in a open marriage

This post is just fantastic!

 

[N-sane]

I suggest waiting about 15 years and if dozens more people say that they are suspicious of Jim then maybe you should do something. There's just not enough information for you and your dad to act on right now.

 

[Huskerfan2112]

This may be the second greatest the in years aside from the yoga pants. Not sure whats better: the initial scenarios presented or some of the responses. Clearly this is way over some heads. I cant wait to see where it goes.

 

[Mack In Motion]

Why isn't you wife going to a gym or the Y I don't care if Jim is a neighbor and personal trainer
This shouldn't be happening at your house, my wife wouldn't be in a predicament like this and I'm
Guess most wife's wouldn't either, Fire Jim now!!! You want mutual trust you probably need to have
A heart to heart talk with your wife unless you two are in a open marriage

 

[Chief Wiggum]

Answer is...build a statue of Jim's boss of course. The End.

 

[tarheelhusker]

If ya played it right, next shower workout, gun em both down. Crime of passion, you'll be out in 10 years with a sympathetic jury, maybe less. Write a book, Lifetime movie channel deal. Don't tell anyone you planned it.

 

[jlb321]

Have you looked into building a statue of Jim and/or his employer to proudly display outside your home?