Good lord. Can you give a heads up next time? She's hideous.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway🤮🤮🤮🤮
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway
Thanks. I now feel much better about some of my "college choices" after a night out. 🤣
Good lord. Can you give a heads up next time? She's hideous.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway
I know they aren't lookers, but I wasn't expecting to need to resist the urge to throw up.Dude… she’s from iowa. What were you expecting?
There would have to be some leniency for self defense, because no way you couldn't convince a jury you thought there was a zombie in your bed and you acted accordingly.I would’ve killed it with fire 🔥 and I would be in prison. Probably with an extended sentence too after telling the judge I don’t regret the decision one bit.
I know they aren't lookers, but I wasn't expecting to need to resist the urge to throw up.
It actually kind of made me temporarily question humanity and whether we can survive as a species. Then my 2nd thought was the nasty scene from Kingpin with the landlord. Kind of looks like her. Gross.It took everything I had not throw my phone in the fireplace after looking at that gargoyle…
You seem to know your Iowa females. "Yep" suggests that you have trolled $5 bills in trailer courts on the "other" side of the river or is she your sister or mother?Yep that is a typical looking female from Iowa.
You seem to be rather offended. Sorry that pictures of your wife their way onto her you Hawkeye lover.You seem to know your Iowa females. "Yep" suggests that you have trolled $5 bills in trailer courts on the "other" side of the river or is she your sister or mother?
Negative. I was simply amused by your knowledge.You seem to be rather offended. Sorry that pictures of your wife their way onto her you Hawkeye lover.
I don’t know man. You seem to have been pretty offended. If that is your wife. I’m sorryNegative. I was simply amused by your knowledge.