OT: Iowegian woman arrested after refusing to leave Iowa State Penitentiary

[bigboxes]

Typical

 

[Huskers123456]

Typical

Good lord. Can you give a heads up next time? She's hideous.

 

[RBigredMax]

Iowa cheerleaders are the worst. 🤢🤮

 

[RedMyMind]

 

[Baxter48]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

[10Trvln]

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

Generational inbreeding

 

[RedMyMind]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway

 

[huskerfan66]

Oooof

 

[RedMyMind]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway

 

[HuskerDana]

Thanks. I now feel much better about some of my "college choices" after a night out. 🤣

 

[V-Doub]

Good lord. Can you give a heads up next time? She's hideous.

Dude… she’s from iowa. What were you expecting?

 

[V-Doub]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and lightning flashes, revealing this thing in your doorway

I would’ve killed it with fire 🔥 and I would be in prison. Probably with an extended sentence too after telling the judge I don’t regret the decision one bit.

 

[Huskers123456]

Dude… she’s from iowa. What were you expecting?

I know they aren't lookers, but I wasn't expecting to need to resist the urge to throw up.

 

[Huskers123456]

I would’ve killed it with fire 🔥 and I would be in prison. Probably with an extended sentence too after telling the judge I don’t regret the decision one bit.

There would have to be some leniency for self defense, because no way you couldn't convince a jury you thought there was a zombie in your bed and you acted accordingly.

 

[V-Doub]

I know they aren't lookers, but I wasn't expecting to need to resist the urge to throw up.

It took everything I had not throw my phone in the fireplace after looking at that gargoyle…

 

[Huskers123456]

It took everything I had not throw my phone in the fireplace after looking at that gargoyle…

It actually kind of made me temporarily question humanity and whether we can survive as a species. Then my 2nd thought was the nasty scene from Kingpin with the landlord. Kind of looks like her. Gross.

 

[Zeke2005]

Yep that is a typical looking female from Iowa.

 

[dragonraider1]

Yep that is a typical looking female from Iowa.

You seem to know your Iowa females. "Yep" suggests that you have trolled $5 bills in trailer courts on the "other" side of the river or is she your sister or mother?

 

[dragonraider1]

They also released her. So be careful after your river crossings when you drop travel trash on food and potty stops. She may pop up anywhere.

 

[Zeke2005]

You seem to know your Iowa females. "Yep" suggests that you have trolled $5 bills in trailer courts on the "other" side of the river or is she your sister or mother?

You seem to be rather offended. Sorry that pictures of your wife their way onto her you Hawkeye lover.

 

[dragonraider1]

You seem to be rather offended. Sorry that pictures of your wife their way onto her you Hawkeye lover.

Negative. I was simply amused by your knowledge.

 

[Walleye79]

Negative. I was simply amused by your knowledge.

I don’t know man. You seem to have been pretty offended. If that is your wife. I’m sorry