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The off-season is going well. Anyone know any good Peebird jokes?

I'll start with an oldie but goodie......

A Husker fan and his Peebird buddy are at the beach. The Husker dude has babes all over him while the Peebird doof is ignored.

Peebird complains to the Husker about it.

Husker dude says, "Next time we go to the beach put a tater down your trunks."

They go to the beach and the Peebird drops a tater down his trunks. Girls flee in terror.

Peebird says. "What the hell happened?"

Husker looks disgusted with him and says, "Next drop it down the front of your trunks."

Ta da!
I was killing time waiting for a flight out of a neighboring B1G city. In a park I observed two women, one brunette, one blonde walking on opposite sides of a small waterway.
Brunette to the blonde: Is there a bridge to the other side of this canal?
Blonde: Well Duh, you are already on the other side.

A Priest walking down the street bore witness to a boy beating his head with a hammer.
Priest: My, son why do beat yourself like that?
Boy: Because it feels so good when I stop Father.

A Coed east of the Missouri River after having sex:
Who were those guys?

Two wild and crazy guys from a B1G city took their daddy's guns into the park to go "huntin'". They came upon two beautiful girls laying on a blanket.
Wild & crazy guys: Are you girls game?
Girls: Yes.
They shot them.

Four guys east of Omaha were hunting for deer with no success. They decided to split up for better coverage. One of them later felt a bowel movement and inadvertently squatted over a game trap that turd triggered on the family jewels. He bellowed like a cow in a head gate. The others rushed to his location and heard a bellow far worse than the first. They relieved of his predicament.
Why two yells they asked. "The first was when the trap closed, the 2nd was when I hit the end of the chain."
 
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You may want to ponder why a nation that America is "giving" billion our tax money to defend "democracy" that has suspend elections in their country until "total victory" and invasion for past losses in sovereignty decades ago.
England didn’t have elections during the second world war. Try again.
 
I was killing time waiting for a flight out of a neighboring B1G city. In a park I observed two women, one brunette, one blonde walking on opposite sides of a small waterway.
Brunette to the blonde: Is there a bridge to the other side of this canal?
Blonde: Well Duh, you are already on the other side.

A Priest walking down the street bore witness to a boy beating his head with a hammer.
Priest: My, son why do beat yourself like that?
Boy: Because it feels so good when I stop Father.

A Coed east of the Missouri River after having sex:
Who were those guys?

Two wild and crazy guys from a B1G city took their daddy's guns into the park to go "huntin'". They came upon two beautiful girls laying on a blanket.
Wild & crazy guys: Are you girls game?
Girls: Yes.
They shot them.

Four guys east of Omaha were hunting for deer with no success. They decided to split up for better coverage. One of them later felt a bowel movement and inadvertently squatted over a game trap that turd triggered on the family jewels. He bellowed like a cow in a head gate. The others rushed to his location and heard a bellow far worse than the first. They relieved of his predicament.
Why two yells they asked. "The first was when the trap closed, the 2nd was when I hit the end of the chain."
The toothbrush was invented in Iowa. Had it been invented anywhere else, it'd be the teethbrush.
 
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The entire world got to see how despicable and full of hate they are on Tuesday night. Not standing for a kid with cancer? Not standing for the mother's of murdered daughters? They are pure filth. Everyone saw it. Their party is dead and buried. It's beautiful.
Patience. The pendulum always swings back.
 
Honest question. If Trump refuses to leave office in 4 years, will you support that?

Also, he is killing my investments and making things more expensive at the same time..
Your investments were propped up by government spending . Biden spent his entire four years spending above 120% of GDP.

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Trump is shrinking the government and there will be pain!! Good news is it should bring back purchasing power for the middle class
 
Your investments were propped up by government spending . Biden spent his entire four years spending above 120% of GDP.

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Trump is shrinking the government and there will be pain!! Good news is it should bring back purchasing power for the middle class
Wait a minute. Aren't you the guy who was really upset about ONE year where the market was down 20%? Now you have already not only rationalized a possible stock market downturn, you managed to spin it as a positive? This is why extremism is so rampant these days.

I also find it amusing how you interpreted what you want out this graph while ignoring the big picture:

- the highest year ever was Trump in 2020. A president of the used to be fiscally conservative party.

- You conveniently didn't include 2013 or 2014. Look at how spending rose under Trump. Obama was more fiscally conservative than Trump.

- The continuing resolution congress is trying to pass will set spending levels at 2024 levels. So basically Joe Biden levels. Spending isn't going down by any significant amount. It's being re-shuffled. Which is fine, but people need to quit acting like there are going to be huge savings.

The republican party isn't going to move back to being more fiscally conservative if people keeping voting for free spenders. Newsflash - spending the same or a tiny bit less than Joe Biden isn't some great moment for a republican president. That's called lowering the bar.
 
Wait a minute. Aren't you the guy who was really upset about ONE year where the market was down 20%? Now you have already not only rationalized a possible stock market downturn, you managed to spin it as a positive? This is why extremism is so rampant these days.

I also find it amusing how you interpreted what you want out this graph while ignoring the big picture:

- the highest year ever was Trump in 2020. A president of the used to be fiscally conservative party.

- You conveniently didn't include 2013 or 2014. Look at how spending rose under Trump. Obama was more fiscally conservative than Trump.

- The continuing resolution congress is trying to pass will set spending levels at 2024 levels. So basically Joe Biden levels. Spending isn't going down by any significant amount. It's being re-shuffled. Which is fine, but people need to quit acting like there are going to be huge savings.

The republican party isn't going to move back to being more fiscally conservative if people keeping voting for free spenders. Newsflash - spending the same or a tiny bit less than Joe Biden isn't some great moment for a republican president. That's called lowering the bar.
yes, the market being down 20% with 10% inflation is really really bad. The market being down and deflation is really good for the middle class. Sorry your brain can’t comprehend the differences.

2020 spending was due to states shutting down. I don’t agree with it, but at least a reason. Biden continued to spend like we were in Covid.

Obama was president in 2016 dumb dumb.

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dude was impeached twice. The first time for withholding aid to a country that we agreed to protect in exchange for giving up their nuclear weapons to the country they were trying to defend themselves against. Second time he was impeached was for a coordinated effort to overturn the vote. That time lots of his co-conspirators (Powell, Eastman, etc.) ended up convicted, and rioters he provoked to riot ended up in jail.

What Russian bot did you get that last tidbit of information from? care to divulge what the information is-I don’t pay attention to Twitter. It’s a waste of time.
> call the cops on neighbor twice
> cops do nothing, as neighbor did nothing wrong
> fast forward years later, neighbor is having Super Bowl party
> furiously bang on door screaming “don’t you know the cops were called on him twice”
> wonder why nobody cares


spoiler alert, that’s exactly how you sound
 
Your investments were propped up by government spending . Biden spent his entire four years spending above 120% of GDP.

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Trump is shrinking the government and there will be pain!! Good news is it should bring back purchasing power for the middle class
Yup, that’s just what tariffs do. Bring back purchasing power to the middle class.
 
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- You conveniently didn't include 2013 or 2014. Look at how spending rose under Trump. Obama was more fiscally conservative than Trump.
The data source charged to back more than 10 years

Here’s Fred. It’s not what you were hoping for. Obummer was handed 70% debt to GDP and skyrocketed it up to over 105%. Trump was able to reverse Obummer’s trend but the China virus ruined everything

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