I have a date tonight with someone I met on the aforementioned forum. She has informed me that she’s likely to touch my nether regions assuming I behave like a gentleman, hold the door open and buy her a nice dinner. My concern is that my nether regions might be compromised by this nasty virus going around. I’m anxious that we will likely be imbibing heavily and I might forget to use my hand sanitizer thus leading to nasty germs.
