Because NDSU beat Iowa. He named it Carl.
That guy is a national treasure.
That guy is a national treasure.
Going back a few years, when I heard they were making a move called "The Titanic" I remember poking fun of it with my family because we already knew the ending. Turns out it was a really good movie anyway that I thoroughly enjoyed.
I'll bet you cried at the end. Let me wipe your tears.