Farting in Public

[StoneTempleHusker]

We all do it. (I think).

So, when in action, what do you do to hide it (if you do)?

So many questions. So few answers. Many stories to be told.

 

[obobbo]

We all do it. (I think).

So, when in action, what do you do to hide it (if you do)?

So many questions. So few answers. Many stories to be told.

my god you can tell when we are along ways off from football season,when stupid ass shit like this makes its way on here! maybe you should go take a shit and clear your mind,before you post here..

 

[StoneTempleHusker]

my god you can tell when we are along ways off from football season,when stupid ass shit like this makes its way on here! maybe you should go take a shit and clear your mind,before you post here..

Well, I looked at the board, and felt this was very well appropriate.

 

[Tuco Salamanca]

Crop dusting at the grocery store or mall is a good time.

 

[StoneTempleHusker]

Crop dusting at the grocery store or mall is a good time.

Ah yes. Produce section. Always blame it on the melons, or the 9 people running into you with their roundabouts.

 

[maplesyrup95]

The worst is when someone blows an SBD at a concert or in a huge crowd of people. Even I don't do this. I attest to everywhere else though.

Another fart-related note: One of my best friends' farts was/were/are so bad that they had to clear out the physics room. Not kidding.

 

[TwinsRRUs]

Holding in farts is for losers! As Elsa once sang, Let It Go!

This 18 year old kid that worked for me walked an old lady (70+) across the store and at one point when he was trying to sell her the product, she started farting. As her fart grew louder over this 10 second period, she started talking louder!

He said she must have been a little hard of hearing as the looooong fart was pretty damn loud. That sh!t is awesome! Good for her!

I held in farts when I was younger when on a date or hanging out with girls... never again. Screw that stomach pain by the end of the night! Let 'er rip!

That's why girls always go to the bathroom together. They all get in there and relieve themselves. I just let 'em fly whenever, where ever. I hold back at times as far as noise goes, but I'll be damned if I am going to hold them in for an hour or more to save a little face.

I've been cropdusted by so many old men in the retail store I used to work at. Farts is funny.

 

[Huskerfan2112]

A guy I work with is well known to hold all day then let loose in a full elevator.

 

[chrsmneric]

Crop dusting at the grocery store or mall is a good time.

I prefer the Hallmark aisle

 

[NU_FTW]

Holding in farts is for losers! As Elsa once sang, Let It Go!

I can do you one better. Check out this parody

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Some heroes don't wear capes.
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv?context=4

 

[husker2612]

We all do it. (I think).

So, when in action, what do you do to hide it (if you do)?

So many questions. So few answers. Many stories to be told.

And people were getting after me for posting a thread about a hypothetical conf realignment and it being a "worthless threat"

 

[BigRedBeliever]

How would you like to be trapped in an airplane and can't get out?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...farting-passenger_us_5a8af930e4b05c2bcacddc9b

 

[spartanhusker]

my god you can tell when we are along ways off from football season,when stupid ass shit like this makes its way on here! maybe you should go take a shit and clear your mind,before you post here..

I don't know you, and already I don't like you....

 

[mgbreis]

I was at a meeting in London last year and a guy there was farting loudly and repeatedly. I was looking around like, "Is anyone else hearing this?" I asked my boss later and we ended up almost rolling on the floor in laughter. Every time we say his name now someone is required to follow it with a loud raspberry. Maybe it's an English thing?

 

[hddude55]

Maybe we can put a tariff on posts to improve the quality.

 

[Pennsyhusker]

my god you can tell when we are along ways off from football season,when stupid ass shit like this makes its way on here! maybe you should go take a shit and clear your mind,before you post here..

One of the biggest fallacies around. Namely, that taking a shit will cut down on farting. Lol. Although... pre shitting farts are the smelliest. Lots of stuff percolating

 

[tarheelhusker]

Maybe we can put a tariff on posts to improve the quality.

 

[jay-cheese]

Should be a fine on airplanes (don't ask me how, just saying it should be)

 

[NU_FTW]

Dutch airliner has problems with dutch ovens in the cabin. Ha. Ultimate dutch oven!!

 

[LightningJack]

 

[Bremser]

Should be a fine on airplanes (don't ask me how, just saying it should be)

A guy with “cheese” in his handle HAS to be a fart expert.

 

[StoneTempleHusker]

Thinking about remitting this scientific poll to 538, Pew, and Rasmussen.

They'll be hands on with this insightful information.

 

[Spectrumalaska]

Nebrasketball farts in public yearly.

 

[Lars72]

Nebrasketball farts in public yearly.

Today looked more like a “shart.”

 

[Hoosker Du]

Farts on a plane...

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a8af930e4b05c2bcacddc9b

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Nebrasketball farts in public yearly.

No, more like $hits its pants.

 

[Redondo]

How often do you fart in public?

1. Daily
2. At least once a week
3. Multiple times a week, just not daily
4. Depends
5. Never. My arse is a golden chalice of imprisoning air

yeah I use 4.Depends for those times my clutch slips and it's more than a fart.

 

[StoneTempleHusker]

Yep

 

[6thdegree]

My dog can cut one and clear a room--very nasty and after he does it he gets up and leaves the room.

 

[c2o]

I never fart in public anymore.
I learned my lesson.

 

[Lars72]

I never fart in public anymore.
I learned my lesson.

Tough lesson to learn...

 

[swissticuffs]

I only do it in business meetings to show my dominance. I call it “boss hogging the situation”.

 

[resdog851]

 

[mkihne]

We all do it. (I think).

So, when in action, what do you do to hide it (if you do)?

So many questions. So few answers. Many stories to be told.

A fellow med student and I were retracting an open abdomen in surgery for a staff general surgeon......cool guy, would have a beer or two with us after hours.
My fellow student quietly ripped one of the ripest farts I have witnessed to date. The surgeon paused during the procedure, looked at everyone around the table and said "OK, everyone, we"re going to run the bowel one more time..,,,,we may have a perforation. Good thing we had masks on to cover the grins. GBR

 

[Huskers_Rule]

We all do it. (I think).

So, when in action, what do you do to hide it (if you do)?

So many questions. So few answers. Many stories to be told.

Are you 12? I generally don't communicate with 12 year olds, not a good look.

 

[Baxter48]

I never fart in public anymore.
I learned my lesson.

You draw mud? Just don't leave us hang

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

I never fart in public anymore.
I learned my lesson.

Yes. To all you whipper-snappers out there...enjoy the confident rips while you can. Someday, they all turn into gambles...just to varying degrees.

 

[6thdegree]

Worst experience ever: An employee and I were in western Wyoming (Evanston) and that evening the employee ordered the Mexican Plate Special for supper--a mixture of Mexican food. The next day we were going up to the mountains inspecting property and he started to let loose--about every 20 minutes and each time the horrible fumes were preceded by a slight chuckle. We had to drive with all the windows open and at one time I threatened to drop him off along the highway and pick him up on the way back.